Matt “Mantis” Doherty

Retired pro MMA fighter/Boxer
Solo & self entertained sketch comedian
Enjoy hitting open mics writing and doing stand up
Children’s book almost published.

[Matt “Mantis” Doherty @Awkward1Matt]

Being a pro fighter is cool… but I think being a pro body builder is a wicked big flex 🥁
#fighter #fighters #profighter #professionalfight #Bodybuilders #bodybuilding #muscles #flexfanday2025 #flex #flexfriday #fy #fyp #foryoupage @Schwarzenegger @danawhite

[Matt “Mantis” Doherty @Awkward1Matt]

Easily one of the best comedy albums ever. When Dane was on fire he was burning the world down. #Danecook
Classic! 🎭
@DaneCook

[Matt “Mantis” Doherty @Awkward1Matt]

Went to a mechanic the other day and he tried to hustle me for money. Said I need to rotate my tires. I asked if he thought I was an idiot. I said “sir. I drive everyday. These things rotate themselves.” Try someone else dummy. #comedyforya #jokes #jokesdaily #funny #standup #fy

[Matt “Mantis” Doherty @Awkward1Matt]

@KevinRyanComedy What a show today 🙌🏻👏🏻 always the best boys

[Matt “Mantis” Doherty @Awkward1Matt]

Tariffs are economic self-harm dressed up as patriotism—like punching yourself to teach your neighbor a lesson.

@realDonaldTrump @elonmusk
#TariffWar #Tarriff #EconomicDevelopment #tf #fy #fyp #foryoupage #foryourpage #comedy

[Matt “Mantis” Doherty @Awkward1Matt]

Can you please wait… this elevator is tiny.

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@AreYouGarbage @KevinRyanComedy @HFoleyComedy So good. 🙌🏻 🔥

[Matt “Mantis” Doherty @Awkward1Matt]

@ELonMuskNewssX 👍🏼

[Matt “Mantis” Doherty @Awkward1Matt]

Parents moved in with me and they don’t do anything around the house. They just sit there all day and now I kind of feel how they did. Well… kind of. They’re all cremated and what not.

#comedian #shortjoke #darkhumor #darkhumour #comedy #standupcomedy #awkwardmatt #cremated

[Matt “Mantis” Doherty @Awkward1Matt]

Food For Thought 🍌🥨 💭

#foodforthought #food4thought #fy #fyp #foryourpage #foryapage #awkwardmatt #comedyskit #sketchcomedy #comedian #standupcomedy #sketchcomic

[Matt “Mantis” Doherty @Awkward1Matt]

No matter which way you put it…. A skid mark means you were in a hurry. 🚗 💩

#skidmarks #poopjokes #cartire #skidmarksjoke #onelinejoke #oneliner #oneline #comedian #standupcomic #standupcomedian #funny1liner

[Matt “Mantis” Doherty @Awkward1Matt]

You ever been so tired you drive by a cemetery & just think… “lucky.” ??

#oneliner #onelinejoke #comedyjoke #standupcomedian #darkjoke #standupcomedy #sleepjokes #tired

[Matt “Mantis” Doherty @Awkward1Matt]

Road rage 🚗 😤

#RoadSafety #RoadRage #roadrager #car #cars #driving #drivingrain #fy #fypviral #foryoupage #awkwardmatt #comedyskit #comedy

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#openmic #openmiccomedy #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #awkwardmatt #salemcomedy #fycomedy #comedyforya #comedian @seanlynchcomedy @CinemaSalem

[Matt “Mantis” Doherty @Awkward1Matt]

Why a Seesaw? Guy just looked at it twice & was like “Seesaw.” I really don’t know what was going through his head but my 3 year old would have called it an “up&down.” Just like the rest of us.

#oneliner #shortjoke #shortjokes #comedian #standup #fy #fyp #comedyjoke #seesaw

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#mtv #mtvcrib #mtvcribs #viral #funny ⁦@MTV⁩ ⁦@MTVCribs⁩ https://t.co/ISXUgwoG8X

[Matt “Mantis” Doherty @Awkward1Matt]

Let’s go @RobSFont !!! #NewEnglandCartel

[Matt “Mantis” Doherty @Awkward1Matt]

@elonmusk All the members on the “Doge” pages & the investors, will buy a Tesla if you help us get Doge on the map.🚀🌙 🐕

[Matt “Mantis” Doherty @Awkward1Matt]

@elonmusk You my friend.. you let the #Doge out.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🎶 Who let the Doge out 🎶