scary jerry

i have to unfortunately quickly relocate and rehome my flock of ducks. i am heartbroken and full of sorrow to lose my babies

[scary jerry @AwkwardHandle]

Is Snoop performing before or after Homelander's speech?

[scary jerry @AwkwardHandle]

I haven't been on this app in years, anything weird happen while i was gone?

[scary jerry @AwkwardHandle]

Made a piece of content that struck a chord. Figure i should drop it here

[scary jerry @AwkwardHandle]

https://t.co/9Bh3HccuUr

[scary jerry @AwkwardHandle]

Manipulating the housing market by leaving millions of homes vacant creates a squatting epidemic

[scary jerry @AwkwardHandle]

I haven't been posting much over here, but if you miss me, you can find me AT scarryjerrywest over on the ubiquitous short form video app

Someone over there claimed they pulled themselves up by their own bootstraps, and I felt the need to explain why that's not an actual thing

[scary jerry @AwkwardHandle]

https://t.co/GvlQkvU9dL

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https://t.co/u6oQrhSr9m

[Housing 4 All is Hot @ahouse4all]

It breaks my heart to see anyone on the streets but I'm seeing more and more elderly folks out here and they're so frail and vulnerable to violence and the elements. It's an absolute cruelty that our society allows this.

[scary jerry @AwkwardHandle]

There's a Twitter fyp now? Is nothing not TikTok?

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

I’m acting like it’s funny because it’s ridiculous, but also it is so sad and frustrating. I honestly cant send my child to school in a state where we say, “it’s fine to state the fact that pythons have tiny useless leg bones, but a teacher explaining why is unacceptable.”

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

A Single Human: I HAVE A TERRIBLE TAKE

Millions of Humans: THATS A TERRIBLE TAKE

The Discourse: TERRIBLE OR NORMAL…WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON!?

[scary jerry @AwkwardHandle]

I'm doing so much better than this time last year but I still feel so vulnerable and precarious about the future

[scary jerry @AwkwardHandle]

Entirely by accident

[Josh Moon 🇺🇸 @Josh_Moon]

Still. We're still doing this embarrassing shit.

[scary jerry @AwkwardHandle]

*purchases and becomes CEO of Brazil*

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I hope that the people of Brazil are able to resolve matters peacefully

[𝐏𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐢 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐫𝐚 @pincheponchi]

If we were to ever pull a Jurassic Park and bring back dinosaurs

we should make sure we have something to stop them in case they attack

maybe like a meteor gun

[scary jerry @AwkwardHandle]

@parispoptart I know the feeling. There's a lot of good times I would've missed if I gave in to that feeling. I hope you hold on and hold off that urge