Kurt Giese

30% of my jokes are funny

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People who drive full size trucks, blink twice if you're being forced to do so against your will

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@blakeruane

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@blakeruane Right but how many dead people voted

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@blakeruane I mean just add a real salary cap + minimum spending requirement. If ownership is too poor/cheap to meet the minimum force them to sell the team

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@FieldYates *as long as you don't play for the Jets

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@blakeruane I mean the graph itself is technically correct. Wildly misleading but technically correct. The real question is why settle for showing a 2x improvement? If you're gonna juice the graph let that baby rip!

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@AndyHermanNFL He's got an irrational confidence in Watson. He threw a questionable ball to watson last week, it just happened to work out.

Also burn these unis.

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@blakeruane They can get back there blake, you just need to believe!

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[Lime and Mets @LimeMets]

If ohtanis really not gambling, then explain this.

checkmate

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@blakeruane when you go to a marvel movie and its legitimate very good

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@blakeruane

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[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

“You never had your car.”

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@MattBauerly You better hurry, pretty sure today is the last day before they go away again

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@blakeruane Blake name one person who's worn an American flag cape who was ba.....