Handsome Rhys

Hyperion stud. Strongfork? More like STRONGFUCK.

[Handsome Rhys @AwkwardRhys]

//This account is in fact some form of parody. I have no idea. Want to RP with an awkward and innuendo filled Rhys? Here's the place.//

[Handsome Rhys @AwkwardRhys]

Hohohoho you're in for a treat.

[Gabriel Garcia @TelltaleGabe]

@AwkwardRhys I will baby 🍼

[Handsome Rhys @AwkwardRhys]

So...who wants to sit on my face first?

Trust me, the moustache makes all the difference.

[Handsome Rhys @AwkwardRhys]

Nutrition is key to a healthy lifestyle.

[Handsome Rhys @AwkwardRhys]

Tales from the Rhacklands

[Handsome Rhys @AwkwardRhys]

@gamerpercy456 @QuotesTTG @EridiumAddict For your information, that's my husband.

[Handsome Rhys @AwkwardRhys]

@gamerpercy456 @QuotesTTG @EridiumAddict Don't you understand? I practically just told you I had an ARMY.

[Handsome Rhys @AwkwardRhys]

@gamerpercy456 @QuotesTTG @EridiumAddict My dad? Dude. What the hell?

[Handsome Rhys @AwkwardRhys]

@Katy_Comet I own that said place now. Big scary CEO and such.

[Handsome Rhys @AwkwardRhys]

@gamerpercy456 @QuotesTTG @EridiumAddict You know..gluing on strands of your mother's hair from her hairbrush doesn't count.

[Handsome Rhys @AwkwardRhys]

@Katy_Comet Helios space station.

[Handsome Rhys @AwkwardRhys]

@gamerpercy456 @QuotesTTG @EridiumAddict DO YOU?

[Handsome Rhys @AwkwardRhys]

@Katy_Comet Sure. I love parties.

[Handsome Rhys @AwkwardRhys]

@gamerpercy456 @QuotesTTG @EridiumAddict I'll rain fire onto you. I am Hyperion.

[Handsome Rhys @AwkwardRhys]

@Katy_Comet I'm not creepy. Just awkward, sorry.

[Handsome Rhys @AwkwardRhys]

@gamerpercy456 @QuotesTTG @EridiumAddict Watch your mouth. I'll send every soldier on Helios down to murder you.

[Handsome Rhys @AwkwardRhys]

@Katy_Comet THAT'S FINE.

[Handsome Rhys @AwkwardRhys]

@gamerpercy456 @QuotesTTG @EridiumAddict No. You're as worthless as a Pandoran skag.

[Handsome Rhys @AwkwardRhys]

@Katy_Comet I'm fast. Let's fuck on the first date.

[Handsome Rhys @AwkwardRhys]

@gamerpercy456 @QuotesTTG @EridiumAddict It's not a picture of Jack.

[Handsome Rhys @AwkwardRhys]

@Katy_Comet Maybe next time.