Awkward Sophist

Mommy, why does everybody have a poem?
Nerd. Queer. They/ze/hir. I'm a cat person insofar as I've been known to use the litterbox.

[Awkward Sophist @AwkwardSophist]

@colbertlateshow DONJOHN #HeWhoShallBeNamed

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comma chameleon

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Yeah, sex is good, but have you ever read a really clever philosophical thought experiment?

Because sex is way better. Like…way better.

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@girlyfriday @tenacioushope https://t.co/jMiV787DDl

[Chelsea E. Manning @xychelsea]

guess some things never change 😎🌈💕 #WeGotThis

[Sandy Grant @TheSandyGrant]

Next Friday we will be discussing my paper at the University of Cambridge political #philosophy seminar. Here's the epigraph 👇

[Rave Sashayed @_sashayed]

today (9/15/17) would have been eric garner's 47th birthday.

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Dating tips for feminist men:
1. Be confident, but respectful.
2. Don't treat women as a means to an end.
3. Be mindful.
4. Kill all men.

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@tenacioushope yissss https://t.co/D35BJmbkzu

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@girlyfriday also the option for full time would be great

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@girlyfriday it wd also be nice to go back to 3 meals plus snacks

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After seeing young Angela Lansbury in "Gaslight" (1944), "Murder, She Wrote" FINALLY made sense.

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@girlyfriday fuck, i would give up a lifetime of Europe trips for daily lattes

[Natural History Museum of L.A. County @NHMLA]

Show us a math trick. "These two snails live in different oceans, but their shell coils are identically inverted. So... #AskACurator 🐚

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trigger farting

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@girlyfriday that daughter is queer and in love with you

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@girlyfriday yeah that seems odd even for heterosexuals

[Cher @cher]

@bwebb56 Then keep your eyes open bitch

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My dad: Both candidates seem like the kinda guy you can sit down & have a beer with
The world: *ends*
Me: Better've been a damn good beer.