Albert Dweeberflus

Birds were invented by the CIA. We are all in a simulation of neurochemical and electrical interactions contained within a squishy mass of goo

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@OhioTate Did she not listen to Dr. Wang? Put those bags in the freezer

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@TJHitchings He's 43 years old with a broken ankle, what do you expect!?

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@SanteDybowski Patches with the repost in under 10 minutes

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@oonacm More like 👉👌

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@PFTCommenter Fun fact, their call sign was GRIT

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@OhioTate Only in America can you desecrate the anthem with foul language, shame on Ben

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@OhioTate

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@OhioTate Is he using the bone stimulator?

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@OhioTate Gotta run it past Legal Paul & Kim in HR but a Mintzy Outdoor Boys series might actually break the internet. Watching him try to build a shelter, start a fire, and find food would do incredible numbies. Definitely need a medic on scene because he would hurt himself but worth it

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@OhioTate How did he manage to squeeze 4 hours worth of "work" & errands into a 24hr day?

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@OhioTate Tate, I need to you explain this to me like I'm 5. So the plan is to go do laundry to get rid of the bed bugs, but then come back to the bed bug hotel? What's the point of doing the laundry then?

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@reedt4723 Grab a shawarma for a snack, grabs Katz for lunch, then walk through chinatown for some dumplings. You'll hit 20k steps, walk by the best parts of the city, and eat amazing food. If you want pizza look at @stoolpresidente rankings

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@OhioTate Can't blame Mintzy, he's never met any of these guys before today, how was he supposed to know?!

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@BarstoolBigCat Mississippi Mitch McConnell if he could still smile

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@OhioTate @TBob53 Let's slot a Mintzy vs TBob day after the Mintzy vs Ethan vs Green Greg vs Klemmer day @BarstoolYak

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@danabeers @KaticMichael @barstoolbigboys

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@OhioTate He's got his letters down, next week colors. This guy has Barstool Yak Mississippi Idol in the bag

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@ginoliciousboss Looks amazing! Pro tip, get a nice baguette or loaf of bread and let it dry out for a day or two (almost stale but not quite is best), rip it up and then cook the spachcocked chicken on top. Makes the best combo of crunchy croutons and pieces soaked in the chicken juice. 🤌🤌

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@OhioTate Who gets middle when you're sleeping in Jacobs beds for the weekend?

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@HoustonTexans My buddy and I used to do the bow every time one of us left the apartment, miss those days