Awry Philosopher

Philosopher

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Greed is the reason for numbers. Or sharing.

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Dinosaurs are just so badass. Giant lizard monsters used to run this world. That’s crazy

[New York Post @nypost]

Elon Musk praises Chinese workers, says Americans 'trying to avoid' work https://t.co/ZjE80cw4FB

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If a tree branch falls on your head, your resentment towards a tree is slim. If someone hits you with a tree branch your resentment is great. Understanding intention is the first step towards forgiveness.

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You’ll never know who the best liar is…

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The man who knew ten thousand things forgot his name

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Chi-Fil-A has no marketing superiority at all. It is a product based success story. Even going against the norms of today. Truly crazy company.

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If size is endless, there is always something bigger than big and always something smaller than small. Then the true measure of a life is the how content you are at your size.

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@andrewschulz Trey Parker and Matt Stone…. Emmy, Oscar, Grammy, Tony. They EGOT talented

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I sometimes worry about Russia attacking. Then I think about how I have no idea if the US military has lightsabers or terminators or not.

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@profgalloway Awww, I just wanna put him in the bottom of my cup, spin him really fast, and make a delicious smoothie.

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

My entire net worth is in hands of this man @elonmusk #TSLA

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Roe definition: the mass of eggs contained in the ovaries of a female fish or shellfish, typically including the ovaries themselves, especially when ripe and used as food.

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What’s the difference between being involved and being committed? It’s like a ham and egg breakfast. The chicken is involved and the pig is committed.

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Humility: acting as though you are no more or no less worthy than every other life.

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@NYMag @profgalloway @PivotPod Plot twist, Warren Buffet buys twitter then sends a letter apologizing to Elon.

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Plot twist, Warren Buffet buys twitter then sends a letter to Elon apologizing.

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Everything will be alright in the end, and if it’s not alright it’s not the end.

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I don’t get why it’s such a big deal to have an abortion when we literally eat eggs #chickenrights