Ay Dios Frio 🥶

When the temperatures drop, AyDiosFrio takes over! Always prepared for a storm of exaggeration, & permanently in the hunkered-down position.

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Guess who's back in the freezing freakin' house! Break out the Uggs and Carhartt outerwear, you know what time it is! #aydiosfrio

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This weekend is what I call “job security.” Stay warm, people. #aydiosfrio

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Now *this* is what I’m talking about!

#aydiosfrio

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So we’re all dripping our faucets tonight, right? Or nah, just let them freeze?

Either way the water bill’s going to be higher than the daytime high. 🥶

#aydiosfrio #weather #texas

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This weather is probably Charles Barkely’s fault. Blame him.

#ncaa #finalfour2025 #aydiosfrio

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Someone started talking about today’s high.
Uh yeah, obviously.

With these temps, I agree.
Today is definitely high.

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#aydiosfrio

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Ok so this is it, huh?
Is this it?
Is it just going to be cold forever?

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#aydiosfrio

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This weather is unconstitutional. 🥶

As in: my limbs feel unconstituted from my body.

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Well… crud. ❄️
Good thing everything is canceled.
But also, can we cancel yesterday?
How about tomorrow?
How many years can we submit for cancelation?
Is there a cancelation review board? How exactly does this work? Asking for all my friends.

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#aydiosfrio

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What the… ughhhhhhhhhhh

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Ummmm what is happening? I had my AC on *yesterday*.

This is wrong on so many levels (C, F, K, all of the levels, really).

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This is the vibe. This is exactly the vibe.

https://t.co/72Y11nk4fH

#waytoocold #jaget

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@dannycharbel happy 14th anniversary, gentlemen. Stay warm.

@BrettSBaker @joeruiz

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THIS JUST IN: @BigRedinTejas is thundering down on @dannycharbel. Flash flooding has occurred in some counties. #staytuned #aydiosfrio

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This cold be frontin’!

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This isn’t caldo weather, this is call-in weather.

Going to work in temps below 80 should be against the law.

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Breaking news: Today is postponed until 12PM when temps are expected to reach 70.

You may resume your regularly scheduled Thursday at 1PM.

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Is this it?
Is it here?
Is the time?!
ARE WE NOW?!!!

#aydiosfrio 🥶

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Oh you thought hell froze over on Tuesday? Hah.

Have you stepped outside yet tonight? It’s caldo weather out there!

Way to welcome me back, South Texas!

#aydiosfrio

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To Whom it May Concern,

Please remove me from the list of people in South Texas who will be receiving the arctic blast.

Warm regards (see what I did there?),
#AyDiosFrio

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It’s not letting up. What do we do now?!! 🥶

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