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Rest In Peace Moms💔🕊10.9.21

[Mac 🦍 @Aye_mac21]

@TorriNichelle Duh I gotta see where my thumb goes

[TheCompany™️©️ @The_Real_Yay]

Bruh! 🤦🏾‍♂️😫

[Kyle Tibbitts @KyleTibbitts]

“These edibles ain’t shit…”

45 minutes later:

[The People Maaaay, OPTIONAL! @__Kenneh]

It is such a turn on when women genuinely want to be with you.

[Ayatollah Kimani @Steebie_K]

they will pry this app from my cold dead hands

[! @grey990s]

Yeah because I’m about to go to war and ain’t no telling if ima make it back home

[nerd with adhd @sidinkd]

that's why im on twitter, everyone is either su*ci*al or horny or political.

[Pogman @JanPogman2]

They're recalling things that have never been recalled before

[Complex @Complex]

These friends graduated high school with GPAs over 4.0 and earned their associate degrees at the same time.

[📸: @raflamez ]

[Crystal 🇺🇸❤️🙏🏽✊🏽🔫 @Crystal65641106]

@Aye_mac21 @beyoncegarden This the one😂😂😂

[Mac 🦍 @Aye_mac21]

@beyoncegarden

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

[IG: RealFamilyConcrete 🩸Crete Samuels @RealFamilyCrete]

I understand Preacher Boy
I would ate it stank too

[The Build Guru/No mither Guy @iCoerceTv]

I need everyone to get in here

[elly ☆ @sirenswfc]

IM IN FUCKING TEARS ON MY LUNCH BREAK HELP MEEEE

[Rich ⚜️ @Crashhefner]

I recognize that sometimes I’m not the best at reaching out or staying in contact BUT whenever you need me, this is the type of friend I am. No questions asked

[P.haraoh 👑 @Ugochukwu96_]

If she doesn't fall like this when I propose, I will collect my ring 😤

[Timmy :) @Timmyd124]

me coming up for a kiss after eating it

[Mac 🦍 @Aye_mac21]

@kissinkaybee__