Alyssa ❥

be kind but also be a wild dumbass

[Alyssa ❥ @AyeDanes]

I wish they did background checks on anyone that wants to buy a dog

[Bindi Irwin @BindiIrwin]

Dad,
You’d be so proud of Robert. He’s been such an amazing support during this new life chapter.
I know you’d be beaming with pride when the time comes that he walks me down the aisle. I wish you could be here for these moments, but I know that your spirit lives on in us ❤️

[Ayla Winter-White @aylawinter_]

my grandparents came to look after me after my surgery and my grandad told me he wanted to make me feel better, he told me he’s been painting my nan’s nails for 30 years and that he wanted to paint mine and I needed to share this. “How many coats do you have on?”😭😭

[Palmer Report @PalmerReport]

Bill Nye has fucking had it.

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Learn to co-parent on a healthy level and stop acting like your man isn’t trash either… thank you, now shut the fuck up. - The World

[Alyssa ❥ @AyeDanes]

HAHAHAHAH respect

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

The letter of the day is T for Tune in to Sesame Street to find out 😉

[Alyssa ❥ @AyeDanes]

@sesamestreet hi what was the letter of the day today? This is important

[Nickelodeon @Nickelodeon]

💛 We are sad to share the news of the passing of Stephen Hillenburg, the creator of SpongeBob SquarePants. Today, we are observing a moment of silence to honor his life and work. 💛

[Alyssa ❥ @AyeDanes]

The radio really pisses me off in the morning🙂

[Sam @samanthughhh]

My cat was drinking Otis’ water and he looked up at me like he was in an episode of The Office lmao

[I AM NOT POST MALONE @postyhoe]

me when my siblings take my shit and don’t give it back 😡

[𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚊 ����𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 ⋒ @mommameetsworld]

Hello, I’ve finished my free trial of adulting and I’m no longer interested. I’d like to cancel my subscription. Is there a manager I can speak to?

[Alyssa ❥ @AyeDanes]

@nuccimane105 Yeah I was literally getting so mad earlier lol

[Alyssa ❥ @AyeDanes]

PSA: If you get an email from “PayPal” thanking you for your donation to Humane Society and stating that if you want to cancel it you have to verify your info. Don’t do it! It’s a scam.

[Alyssa ❥ @AyeDanes]

Nope N/A

[Alyssa ❥ @AyeDanes]

@anthonymac_14 Lmao shut your damn mouth

[Alyssa ❥ @AyeDanes]

Pet peeve of the gym: 20 treadmills but you decide to get on the one RIGHT NEXT TO ME.

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Can’t believe my Mom gave birth to me in a hospital. Selfish.

[Chad Nelson @CMNelsonPhoto]

A fence can’t stop my two-year-old from playing with his new best friend.

[Alyssa ❥ @AyeDanes]

My mom started telling me about this baby born without eyelids and how talented surgeons are nowadays bc they used the foreskin from his circumcision, then proceeds to say yeahhhhhhh...now he’s cockeyed.

I thought she was telling me a true story😐

[˚ ʚɞ˚Lay ༘✿ @layla_cortezz]

When my parents let me go out and I say bye to my siblings https://t.co/lJySqV8Kj1