Jordan

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[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Accidentally falling asleep is the best sleep you can ever get.

[minquoh @minquoh]

Dis nigga was the Devil bruh 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[YP🪖 @LustyL0rd]

i love being in the house, man. the crime rate low in here & weed legal

[𝔻𝕖𝕫✨🇵🇸 @GirlWhHrLkTs]

Me after taking one bite of the Oreo Chicken Burger:

[Blaxx🦇 @biggblaxxx]

The guilt of being the son who loves his family but breathes easier when he's far away and alone.

[Iqadar_07 @QIrfan2020]

Destin i owe you my life for properly showcasing what a demon this guy is. This shit was so incredibly smooth

[No @_Nona_No]

I hate when a sandwich too slippery. Why all my ingredients sliding off with each bite?!

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

“I’m not addicted to weed” mfs when they run out of weed.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Iphone users: Holds down an app to delete it
The rest of the apps:

[Matt Nagy Hater @ShredGangWill]

Nigga dashboard full of Call of Duty

[Sam @samhtfc1907]

someone at snapchat needs to fuck off with all the random notifications

[Jack (-_•) @captaincupkick]

The amount of aura in this scene was insane

[saint @7ksnrr]

je vous parle d’une époque wow

[💋 @ahsidas]

Being an adult is basically saying “after this week things should calm down” every single week.

[Zay2officiallll @Ethical_IsZay]

Y’all boys gotta lock in don’t let that nigga Ronald and 2K trick us again,

2K at the edge of their ropes and they know it, don’t buy the game we have to hold out until GTA6 drop then these niggas are finished forever, these niggas desperate, use y’all head PLEASE🫩

[2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙 @bannedyoangel]

You can heat this phone up all you want, I’m not copping no new shit @apple

[sexiest in the world @HossMatch]

Why don’t any Marvel hero’s protect Atlanta

[Jay* ⚡️ @jayspectrumX]

I really grew up watching this Avengers shi

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

There are real human beings who wake up and immediately hop on marvel rivals