austin yelenosky

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Have you ever listened to somebody talk and then wonder who ties their shoelaces?

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When I try and make a salad

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I already want to take a nap tomorrow

[Granger Smith @GrangerSmith]

Always a wild night in Macomb. Thank you!
Illinois round 3 tonight in Pontiac.

[austin yelenosky @AYelenosky]

They have summoned me. I am part of an elite group of individuals deemed intelligent enough to decide the fate of a fellow citizen.

[austin yelenosky @AYelenosky]

Every week has a weekend. And I'll be crushing it!

[Granger Smith @GrangerSmith]

This is how my new tune #BackroadSong was meant to be heard...

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

Tried to signal to my wife across the food court to buy me an extra McNuggets and now I’m in 3 gangs and have to kill someone named “Snake”.

[austin yelenosky @AYelenosky]

Eating #diner #din din #ohmygodmouse #cheesedip #wings #chops #iwishihadcarrieunderwoodslegs #ribs #corn #beer #strawburyshrtkake

[austin yelenosky @AYelenosky]

One more class!

[austin yelenosky @AYelenosky]

Can't pay attention in my Chem class! He Reminds me too much of the nutty professor!

[austin yelenosky @AYelenosky]

Gotta love sleepless nights

[austin yelenosky @AYelenosky]

http://t.co/9OKtu6hN

[austin yelenosky @AYelenosky]

Will be joining the 8 lug club this week!

[austin yelenosky @AYelenosky]

Gotta love early morning truck stopping #favtimeofday

[austin yelenosky @AYelenosky]

Why do I even come to school? #ChristmasBreakHurryUp

[austin yelenosky @AYelenosky]

Black Friday shopping with zane and the woman! This is gonna be fun

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I'm just your typical stay-at-home dad. Except I don't do housework or have a wife or any kids.