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[Aynsley @Aynsdub]

First Tweet in ~3 years. It’s just a question for all my boy moms …..why is the standard not seat DOWN??? 🤦🏻‍♀️🫣

[Jayd Ink @Jayd_Ink]

Air Canada: We are the worst service in Canada

Rogers:

[Ryan Northcott @ryannorthcott]

Let’s add a fire. #yyc

[Aynsley @Aynsdub]

@dwinks75

[- @MurphyCartoons]

Pubs in Ireland are closed until at least August 10.
Pubs.
In Ireland.

But by all means let’s open Cracker Barrel right now.

[- @MurphyCartoons]

Pubs in Ireland are closed until at least August 10.
Pubs.
In Ireland.

But by all means let’s open Cracker Barrel right now.

[Aynsley @Aynsdub]

@dwinks75

[Aynsley @Aynsdub]

@dwinks75 😂

[Smashletes™ Baseball @Smashlete]

Don’t ever bat flip on your wife.. she’ll just do it better 🔥 (via @RileySartain)

[Aynsley @Aynsdub]

@dwinks75

[Jesse Modz @jessemodz]

If the Calgary Stampede is off, don't worry you can still have the Stampede at home.

1. If your kids are playing outside, make em wait 3 hours lined up at the door before you let em in.

2. Puke around your house and leave it.

3. Make pancakes this week - eat them next week.

[Aynsley @Aynsdub]

*samesies

[Aynsley @Aynsdub]

@EricFrancis same dies!!!! This is Bruno- he likes to eat the snow too! They look the exact same age! @dwinks75

[Aynsley @Aynsdub]

@EricFrancis same dies!!!! This is Bruno- he likes to eat the snow too! They look the exact same age! @dwinks75

[Eric Francis @EricFrancis]

Your smile of the day comes courtesy of our new puppy, Turner, who found a new source of food yesterday.

[Naheed Nenshi @nenshi]

For every retweet this receives, @ArleneDickinson is donating $1 (up to $10,000), to the @CalgaryFoodBank!

In times like these, the generosity and community-minded spirit of Calgarians is needed more than ever.

Every $1 in donations buys $5 in food.

https://t.co/oO1EjNM89O

[Aynsley @Aynsdub]

@dwinks75 😂

[Brent Butt @BrentButt]

Just watched the first Star Wars (which is now number 4 it seems?) for the first time since 1977. How come Chewy doesn't get a goddam medal at the end? Walk him up the stairs with Luke & Han...then gets stiffed!
Real nice.
The Rebels lost me with that B.S. I'm pro Empire now.

[Joanna Martin @JoMartinEDU]

Twelve teachers in twelve different countries... each tucked in our own little corner of the world. Connection is more important than ever ❤️🌍

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Dear America,

Your president is a fucking raving lunatic.

Love,
Canada 🇨🇦

[𝕬𝖑𝖊𝖝 💎 @r8dr4lfe75]

I just want a reporter to say “you’re full of shit” and walk out.

[Dan_GT2 @Dan_GT2]

The pulp used to make N95 masks in produced in Canada. How would Donald feel is Canada said no pulp can be sent to America?

[Aynsley @Aynsdub]

@dwinks75 #StayTheBlazesHome

[Nicole LeBlanc @nicoleblancPR]

Quote of the week from @StephenMcNeil, had to get it on a mug and glass ASAP

#StaytheBlazeshome #flatteningthecurve #stayhome