One Witty Widow

is life fun?

[One Witty Widow @ayoKFISH]

I wish you could bottle the relief you get from doing something you’ve been putting off for months or is it just an adderall prescription

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Unpopular opinion:
half of parenting is learning to regulate yourself, not your child.

[One Witty Widow @ayoKFISH]

@EABBridge Oh hell yes.

[One Witty Widow @ayoKFISH]

@EABBridge The LORE! You have to watch Animal Kingdom

[One Witty Widow @ayoKFISH]

@PageSix Obviously Craig. He wishes his hands were as big as hers too.

[One Witty Widow @ayoKFISH]

@queensofbravo And Paige keeps winning.

[One Witty Widow @ayoKFISH]

@AydinNose @queensofbravo He’s a story teller

[One Witty Widow @ayoKFISH]

@theashleyray And then Brittany MARRIED HIM. What did she think was going to happen.

[One Witty Widow @ayoKFISH]

@Tayvisadmirer @Emily_reid14 And being a Billionaire and Millionaire helps I’m sure

[One Witty Widow @ayoKFISH]

@sur_rules And because there was no social media.

[One Witty Widow @ayoKFISH]

@enews Yea yea she’s skinny good for her, but we’re just not going to talk about the carpet and baseboards?

[One Witty Widow @ayoKFISH]

@EABBridge I have so many thoughts
# 1 how do they afford it
# 2 it’s all for “likes”
# 3 your kids aren’t that special sorry.
# 4 I did do this this fall LOL but I’m also pregnant AND never posted them!! They’re for us and a Christmas card, not for the entire world to see! End rant

[One Witty Widow @ayoKFISH]

@suttonsroller Social media has ruined everything. Take me back to RHONY and Alex McCord’s townhouse.

[One Witty Widow @ayoKFISH]

@justlovebassett I BEGGED my mom for the Parent Trap Soundtrack as a kid. I got a boom box and the CD for my birthday. Bad to the bone is one of my favorite songs to this day

[One Witty Widow @ayoKFISH]

@frenbilt “Waste management”

[One Witty Widow @ayoKFISH]

@dorindadeadly * in her rental

[One Witty Widow @ayoKFISH]

I love how fast Amazon is but the use of personal vehicles for delivery sketches me out. I’d almost forego the same day delivery just to see a branded vehicle in my driveway not a random Honda CR-V.

[One Witty Widow @ayoKFISH]

@ailishailish @polarctrl It’s giving “Tom's house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then had to go have eye surgery, and then my son had to go over and help and then my son, he rolled his car five times on the way home. So yeah, I'm under a lot of stress" 😂

[One Witty Widow @ayoKFISH]

@JackKennedy And I cannot believe they fired Tim Dillon

[One Witty Widow @ayoKFISH]

@moodyjbey @BuccaDiBravo She is the Ashley Darby of SLC