Nick

If you can't handle me at my diddliest, you don't deserve me at my doodliest...

[Nick @AyoMistaNick]

Ms. @dionnewarwick acknowledged my presence on this Earth and on the internet and because of this, I will never again call 2020 a dumpster fire of a year.

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

@AyoMistaNick I won’t.

[emily may @emilykmay]

my roman empire is wondering which employee at four seasons total landscaping answered the phone and did not inform the trump campaign that they probably meant to call the four seasons hotel, thus creating an unrivaled hilarious historical moment.

[Nick @AyoMistaNick]

@1thot_ That *silence* on my first listen BROKE me. Like it was LOUD!

[Nick @AyoMistaNick]

@AutumnSueWho I was just talking to someone about the fact that all the pop girlies are out here putting respect on Saturn’s name. Must be the rings.

[Nick @AyoMistaNick]

@AutumnSueWho Uncomfortable. Voice memos are uncomfortable.

[Nick @AyoMistaNick]

@1thot_ Hey Seasonal Depression! Stop hurting my friend! You are loved by more than you can count. You tell that darkness to take a hike despite what that groundhog has to say today! Love you 🐻

[Nick @AyoMistaNick]

@jniedziejko906 You would be the owner of so many nickels you could retire. I feel like all we do is give Patrick Mahomes credit for what he is doing Collinsworth… 😫🙄

[Nick @AyoMistaNick]

@AutumnSueWho Straw, Cup Holder Compatability, a handle, no sweat, good ice retention. Listen there’s a reason these girls are pushing them like they are.

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

In our winning era

[Nick @AyoMistaNick]

Cast this man IMMEDIATELY. @CBSBigBrother You owe us this.

[Andy Herren @AndyHerren]

@TheDerekFrazier Quite the opposite for me. I would be MESSY. I have nothing to lose. I am not a popular winner and I have no desire to profit from my time on the show or extend my 15 minutes of fame. I just want to PLAY. I’ll gleefully evict fan favorites and piss everyone off. :)

[Demure and Mindful ☺️ @1thot_]

Being an adult is so fucking stupid I'm over it lmao

[Nick @AyoMistaNick]

@1thot_ But like actually though, it is… and tbh maybe a double hate crime? Will do some analysis and report back. 🕵🏽‍♂️

[Nick @AyoMistaNick]

People who judge strangers really infuriate me. Just spend your time judging those you actually know like a normal person…

[Nick @AyoMistaNick]

@AutumnSueWho Come thru.

[Nick @AyoMistaNick]

@1thot_ I think the world needs to know the entirety of the Iconic White Woman MOMENTS playlist. Not that Hilary and Ashlee aren’t enough, but what were the moments past 2005?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Tina Turner was raw. She was powerful. She was unstoppable. And she was unapologetically herself—speaking and singing her truth through joy and pain; triumph and tragedy. Today we join fans around the world in honoring the Queen of Rock and Roll, and a star whose light will never fade.

[Nick @AyoMistaNick]

Opinions I will be taking no further discussion on:
1. Rihanna is an ICON who’s half time show was incredible.
2. That holding call was complete malarkey handing the Chiefs the most lukewarm Super Bowl win in recent history.
3. Go Birds.

End of list.