Ben Pedro

[Ben Pedro @AyoPedroo]

Last night we let the mostaccioli talk

[Ben Pedro @AyoPedroo]

normalize becoming a pirate instead of being a nurse

[Ben Pedro @AyoPedroo]

young wild and bloated

[🍻 @drink2beers]

i Shoulda Never Smoke That Shit
Now Im At The Star Wars Battlefront

[Ben Pedro @AyoPedroo]

Manifesting that I get to eat a meat and cheese board with Gordon Ramsay this year

[Ben Pedro @AyoPedroo]

*eats 30 bone in wings in 6 minutes*

This is my lifestyle bro

[Ben Pedro @AyoPedroo]

Espresso shots 🤝 Farts sporadically exiting the butthole

[Ben Pedro @AyoPedroo]

why does the post office always smell like someone’s leg just got amputated in the back

[Ben Pedro @AyoPedroo]

Planning a spring break trip to do a ouija board here 🥰 hit me upppp (:

[The Culturist @the_culturist_]

The most breathtaking church from every country in Europe 🧵

1. Germany: Cologne Cathedral, Cologne (1880) 🇩🇪

[Ben Pedro @AyoPedroo]

we turnin up tn fr 😈🔥

*turns on she will be loved by maroon 5*

[Ben Pedro @AyoPedroo]

“we’ve decided to move forward with another applicant”

my reaction to that information:

[Ben Pedro @AyoPedroo]

got kicked out of thanksgiving dinner for projectile vomiting on the table trying to eat a 2nd plate

[Ben Pedro @AyoPedroo]

someone’s driving off an edible in this fighting for their life

[FOX 11 Los Angeles @FOXLA]

'Twas the traffic nightmare before Thanksgiving as commuters sat through bumper-to-bumper traffic on the 405 Freeway in LA https://t.co/lAVPIT30nL

[Ben Pedro @AyoPedroo]

My cat wont stop body slamming herself into the Christmas tree trying to knock down Christmas ornaments lol

[Ben Pedro @AyoPedroo]

G eazy is easily the best rapper of all time bro

[Ben Pedro @AyoPedroo]

bruh

brotherin

broseph

[Ben Pedro @AyoPedroo]

sometimes a car will take your parking spot in target so your left with no choice but to follow them home and burn their house down

[Ben Pedro @AyoPedroo]

something about going into a coffee shop brings me childlike wonder

[Ben Pedro @AyoPedroo]

@WhoIsMrWeed get him on the pod

[Ben Pedro @AyoPedroo]

Southwest Airlines: name please?

Me: last name ever first name
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