Billy 🌿

I’m dirty dan

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

i just wanna
drive my truck
Date my truck
Kiss my truck
Fuck my truck
Get my truck pregnant
Get a discreet abortion for my truck
Continue to be publicly very anti truck abortion because I’ve made it a really big deal and I might lose fans if they found out…

[Jum @JesterJum]

You met a man on the Oregon Trail.

His name is Terry.

You laugh and tell him "That's a girl name!"

Terry shoots you.

You have died of dissin' Terry.

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

boy do i have something to tell you

[B. @verygoodchat]

I cannot believe we just have to keep showing up and playing normal amid the chaos. I feel like my insides are melting with rage and sadness and leaking out of every orifice in my body. This is not ok. We are not ok.

[Billy 🌿 @Ayy_BayBailey]

I am Mcfuggin tired of all of this

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.

[Billy 🌿 @Ayy_BayBailey]

NOOO BROTHER NO 😭

[Billy 🌿 @Ayy_BayBailey]

Planning a wedding while the world burns seems comical at this point 🤡

[wife-ally @dudeimnormal]

#BieberSummer

[͙͘͡★ bean! ⟡ ࣪ ˖ @divaknowspuck]

I LOVE BRAD MARCHAND

[berk! #sizluvr @mk92luvr]

They should make the stars play with skates like this

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

holy shit there is nothing that can prepare you for when they cut to the interview

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH SHE ATE THAT SO BAD LMAOOO😭😭😭

[Billy 🌿 @Ayy_BayBailey]

@kaylaaday A blessed weekend indeed

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

“But Debbie…pastels?” gets me every single time

[Barstool Beavs @BarstoolBeavs]

CELLY OF THE YEAR.

[Billy 🌿 @Ayy_BayBailey]

Having new parent anxiety about leaving my pup home for the day 😖

[Billy 🌿 @Ayy_BayBailey]

Just quite literally got stranded on an island. Guess it’s not the worst place to be stuck 🦎

[Billy 🌿 @Ayy_BayBailey]

OHHHHH CANADAAAAAA 🍁
#4nationsfaceoff