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[Josh Hart @joshhart]

FROM NOW ON ADDRESS ME AS CHAMP! 🧡💙

[Julito McCullum aka LITO @IamJulito]

We need to win Saturday so I can give my life back to God man. Lmao I haven’t slept; tired of eating wings, and I’m this close to liquor poisoning beloved.

[🏁 @maxguwapo]

Every corner store in New York got a worker that look like Landry Shamet

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

we’re gonna put that corgi in a pillowcase full of rocks and throw her in the hudson

[Hana 🧡 @HanaHoops]

The dopamine rush of scrolling through twitter after your favorite team had an all time great performance

[MetaBert @ayyBerto]

I was so mad about this shit being cancelled 😭

[BLA$$$IC 💿✌🏿 @blassicliberal]

June 15, 2010, Drake did his first headlining show in NYC for Thank Me Later

10k people were expected to show up, but 20k did instead.

Chairs were thrown. A riot ensued and 7 people were injured.

What did he need Kendrick for?

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Josh Hart passed the roach to Jeremy Sochan after he SMOKED the layup

(h/t @TommyBeer)

[KnicksMuse @KnicksMuse]

Have never seen a team shoot 34 free throws to their opponent’s 17, lose by 40, and somehow complain about the whistle.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

JP Morgan: We’re hiring.

Me:

[Alps @alpaysh]

Day 1 at JP Morgan and I’m excited for this new chapter, grateful for everything and everyone who helped me get here

[Pum Pum Activist… @MartyaLaMode]

I don’t want no Roti slice, no mannish water slice, no tin mackeral slice, they & the transplants they rode in on can goto hell…

[MetaBert @ayyBerto]

Trying to enjoy @FirstTake and @GetUpESPN to watch sports talk but it’s been nothing but mock draft and wrestling talk all morning. Where’s baseball? Where’s Draymon v Dillon brooks talk? Enough with the wrestling bs

[BIG MALCOLM X PLAY COUSIN @Omowale99949437]

"cAmE oUt WiThOuT a ScRaTcH" the revisionist history is real. A 500 lb man had Jay doing his best Usain Bolt impersonation in nightclubs around NYC

"Brooklyn niggas is hardcore except for Jay-Z and em"🤦🏿‍♂️

[Tony Rigatoni @tonyrigatonee]

Random 🧃 with money will independently monitor Americans for perceived antisemitism and then point to the information they have gathered to restrict Americans speech

This should alarm and anger you

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

Thank you Benito

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Apple, $AAPL, has just made one of its largest acquisitions ever, close to $2 billion for an Israeli stealth startup called qAI

[CJ @CL4UDI4_J]

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