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Chronic hobby hopper, certified dilly dallier, fama’s wife.

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@tory4heisman Mortifying she’s a NICU nurse.

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Baby wearing on walks now has been such a game changer, definitely worth investing in a good carrier

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baby meets baby

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@Shianimae Imagine if 19yo you had went to New Zealand to truck and raise pet wallabies

[crawl @space_plowboy90]

Thomas T. Hall asked, "Who's Gonna Feed Them Hogs?"

And Curtis said, "here am I, send me"

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@Shianimae Art would claw his entire face off OR myself if I didn’t revoke hand privileges during feeds. It gets unnecessarily violent

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So much room for activities

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Soon.

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Newborn hitting REM sleep and starts smiling: awwww🥹

Newborn hitting REM sleep and eyes start rolling into the back of their head: ahhhhh😬

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@Qrds1234

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@prairie_posie Forgetting I have free will and that we make So Long at home. I need to introduce Qrts to some raspberry black bean dip

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@morganalternate My two week old baby has been the absolute best to care for and I’ve adored every minute of it. I’ve also had the same thoughts of ‘okay when is this going to end’ and unfortunately a lot of that has came from the pressures of other people telling me “just wait, it’ll get worse”

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My baby finally smiled for the first time the other day and he was in fact kissed by angels 🥹

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“Grok, tell me why the ground beef in the left photo is more red than the ground beef in the right photo” ass tweet.

[White Fellas For Kamala 2026 @BeigeFrequency]

@Pepipopa Yeah. My guess is that whoever ground the meat on the left either let it sit out or didn't remove the pellicle beforehand. So enjoy your extra bacteria mixed within shitty tasting meat.

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@prairie_posie I’m jealous you can even workout. My pregnancy sciatica could never

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wrapping up the last bit of nesting projects, I’ve got one more door to do

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@prairie_posie I’m a firm believer in “you do not need a nursery but nursing stations”, I have about 4 established all over my home in cute caddies and baskets.

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“this root beer float is fkn straight gas”

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This baby could come in 24 hours or 24 days. Hamburger fucking help me bc I am over it.

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Buying a nice wicker basket to place baby gifts in is highly underrated. I wish I received more baskets vs gift bags from my showers because they have now turned into mini changing/feeding stations across my house