Amanda Jones

Beautiful strange. Defiantly brash.

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Help me win this prize from @themaine #tunespeak https://t.co/TvbaIWDKen

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I only #whenimdrunk

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Only pretending I'm not violently repulsed by babies because I care for my best friend.

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Babies make me ill.

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The new panic! album be soooo bad.

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All time low is playing at the gym. So happy.

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Cleaning my room. Found my senior year planner which had more weekend recaps than school work. How was anyone friends with me? I was awful.

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So yeah. I've had no light in my room for almost a month. I use my phone. There are bulbs in the closet outside my room.

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Everytime I start to feel like a real adult, I flip the light switch in my room and remember I'm not. Cause the bulb went out 3 weeks ago.

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@Croxpot they really shouldn't.

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Quote from my boss: I don't care how mean Amanda is. She can be as mean as she wants. She does everything else so perfectly.

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Then I leave for an hour and come back to finish my shift. The most flexible job on the planet.

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I have the type of job where I'm like "fuck need to go to dmv" and they're like "we're slow. Go get it done."

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That moment when you can't tell if someone is being ironic or is actually that big of a douche.

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They ordered a pizza with half no cheese and then a Ceasar salad, which of course, has cheese.

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Watching a couple in the store trying to figure out which is going to have some serious shits.

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"Meditation doesn't mean you have to sit still." No, actually my ill-informed family that is exactly what meditation is. Sitting, not moving

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Keep forgetting that my hair is purple. Not like 'oh my hair is purple today' it's like 'oh yeah my hair is fucking purple now, for a while'

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I'll give someone $15 and the cost of wing stop if they go get me wing stop. My laziness knows no bounds.

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Gotta love my car. Hit unlock and the alarm goes off.
Even though we think we're getting stolen let's unlock the doors anyways. #fordsucks