Alan Petersen

he/him. A professional fixer.

[Alan Petersen @AZalan]

Why is @elonmusk afraid to go on @TheDailyShow ? I think in the spirit of transparency it would be a great thing to do.

[Alan Petersen @AZalan]

@trustvalidity validitiger hanging out in Salesforce Tower #trustvalidity

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Love what these guys are doing. Super-premium chargers for smartphones etc. Really nice... https://t.co/RLRUn8E3FE

[Alan Petersen @AZalan]

@ZacharyLevi rewatching Chuck from the beginning and am really enjoying it!

[Alan Petersen @AZalan]

@soledadobrien I've only seen bits and pieces... not sure I can take the whole session. We need more interviewers like you who are fearless!

[Alan Petersen @AZalan]

The best part of seeing @waitwait and @petersagal live? On Saturday I’m gonna look like a freakin’ genius when I “know” all the answers

[Alan Petersen @AZalan]

Just saw @davidaxelrod on @waitwait. Somebody get this man a peep!

[Alan Petersen @AZalan]

🌟My #TDX23 experience won't be complete without comfortable shoes, because there's so much to see

[Alan Petersen @AZalan]

@rianjohnson @nlyonne @jaronpresant That's one crazy pop socket!

[Alan Petersen @AZalan]

@KristySwansonXO a good argument for tackling climate change!

[Alan Petersen @AZalan]

@laloalcaraz Worst birthday clown ever

[Alan Petersen @AZalan]

Ticketmaster just sent me an email asking what I “really thought about” @PaulReiser. It’s like they think he bought me off or something.

[Alan Petersen @AZalan]

Just watched CunkOnEarth. Simply brilliant, @missdianemorgan !

[Alan Petersen @AZalan]

@thekjohnston I never noticed before, but now I can’t unsee it!

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@AliVelshi while I agree that Griner’s prosecution in Russia is wrong and political, citing the acquittal rate in Russia is misleading. What is the acquittal rate for federal prosecutions in the US?

[Alan Petersen @AZalan]

My phone was just held hostage by @hasanminhaj and I can honestly say it was with it!

[Alan Petersen @AZalan]

@abigailspencer ugh. 4/6 for me. if i got 2/6 i'd just be like "mike drop" and be done :)

[Alan Petersen @AZalan]

There needs to be a new @BanffDreamin event soon. Just sayin'

[Alan Petersen @AZalan]

At @pattonoswalt show they have wrestle mania style seating. Things could get dangerous :)

[Alan Petersen @AZalan]

At the Rialto about to see @pattonoswalt !!