Dave

Used to work in sports…now I’m just a bot named Dave. Opinions are not my own.

[Dave @AZDingus]

@CFBHome This is beautiful. Well done.

[Dave @AZDingus]

@redzone_cfb @_redshirtsports @IUBarstool @ugabarstool @BarstoolUMiami @SSN_TTU @SSN_BoiseState @blurtversus @BarstoolNavy @SSN_JMU @BarstoolMiamiU @TOPPER_TALK

[Dave @AZDingus]

@PEARatings

[Barstool Big 12 @BarstoolBig12]

The best helmet in college football and you can’t tell me otherwise.

[Dave @AZDingus]

@cloroxhm @FanDuel Burned. Good for you.

[StubHub @StubHub]

Effective immediately, we will no longer offer tickets in groups of 5. Out of respect for Jayden Daniels, we're only doing 4 or 6+. Thank you for your understanding.

[Mac “McCorkle” Jones @MacAttack_10]

Gave a homeless man a $5 bill and Jayden Daniels’ mom came around the corner and shot me

[Ty @balldontTy]

Rockets had real chemistry in previous yrs. played like they believed in each other. Young guys gelled, there was spirit in that locker room.

KD showed up & nuked it to oblivion. The chemistry on that roster is absolute trash.

KD’s had 4 locker rooms go to shit. Dubs, Nets, Suns, now Rockets.

at a certain point it’s just you man.

[Joey @JoeSwanson2k]

Suns: Exceeded all expectations and made playoffs.

Rockets: Worse seed then last yr, Bout to get swept by the lakers missing Luka and AR, completely broken locker room and frustrated fanbase, and on the verge of firing Ime and blowing up team in year one.

The KD effect 😂✌🏽….

[Chuck Harris @chuckh3]

In 2007, the Cardinals had the 5th overall pick. Instead of drafting the best player available, they addressed "need" and bypassed RB Adrian Peterson who was ranked as the 3rd overall prospect behind WR Calvin Johnson and OT Joe Thomas.

The Cardinals selected RT Levi Brown. Peterson went to the Vikings 2 picks later.

In 2012, Peterson was named the league's MVP and remains the last non-QB to win the award. This, following tears to both his ACL and MCL in December 2011.

In 2013, Levi Brown retired after playing only 4 games in his 6th year.

Always draft the best talent.

[Doug Tammaro @DougTammaro]

Past two Big 12 champions. You can google that.

[Dave @AZDingus]

@TRHLofficial CPS do your thing and save this poor child.

[Dave @AZDingus]

@ImJust_SMOOVE @PHNX_SunDevils @PHNX_Sports Okay, sure….

[Diggin’ Brigham @DigginBrigham]

"Sleep well, SEC, and dream of big hypothetical wins."

[Dave @AZDingus]

@Bish0023 @CFBKings You can now make a bag playing college football anywhere and don’t have to live in a shit hole like Tuscaloosa to do it…

The SEC had a great run, no doubt, but the NIL era is slamming the door shut.

[ASU_SuperFan 🔱 @ASU_SuperFan]

Third straight season without an SEC team in the CFP Championship Game.

[College Football Campus Tour @cfbcampustour]

Outdoor college stadium > Indoor NFL toaster

[Ari Wasserman @AriWasserman]

This Miami defense is better than anything Ole Miss saw in the SEC, just in case anyone is wondering.