leamas

hybrid III

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

1. I am a genius
2. There is not a single thing I don’t excel at
3. Cigarettes will never hurt me
4. I know what you did
5. I don’t experience withdrawal
6. I want to go swimming

[a 🫐 @arhamshaikhh]

You will actively be getting ghosted by your talking stage and your mom will go yeah let’s go to shah alam market i need a sofa for the guest room

[manuel @manwelllb_]

I’ll remember them longer than I knew them

[jah @jahhsito]

just let me love the stripper bro

[Kalmia 🍓 @CardinalCrawl]

his mommy being the big guns

[𓀦 @swordgunlimited]

girls will say “I thought of that when I was 12” and then fall for negging from a guy that fucks the Mcchicken while it’s still warm

[📟 @sourskittlesz]

aku faham kenapa iqram dinzly macamtu dulu sebab aku pun sikit je lagi ni

[ً @gotthework]

They’ll call you a dickrider for not dickriding the dick they be riding #staysafe

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

Something I really admire about them is their radical self acceptance.

[sev @t0rmentedd]

She’s just using me for my below average penis and my slightly overweight body and my empty bank account

[naomi @udontnaomii]

how i look when i’m the only one in the group that wants to substance abuse

[ash @tripnf4ll]

once u realize ur goated u can’t listen to shit like jeff buckley or the marias anymore

[🔻 @kokebrising]

Thought this girl was Woke 1.0 (kill all men) so i tried "you're always right" gimmick, but she was actually Woke 2.0 (anti-bioessentialism) and i gave her the ick

[jovi @yearnerholic111]

if my s/o made a 10 slide essay on why im a trial from god for being chopped just slime me out twin

[dj swagalog @zayallcaps]

Yes it does

[Tappedfreak @TappedfreakR]

my genuine opinion.

[Jimothy @JimHistHub]

A friend of mine still says “Do you know da way”

[Michael @TheMG3D]

There goes A24