The Azul Jackets

Thoughts and humor on everything related to the Columbus Blue Jackets. Be prepared for sarcasm. I'm no expert but I play one on twitter.

[The Azul Jackets @AzulJackets]

How every #CBJ season inevitable feels...

[dom 📈 @domluszczyszyn]

how bad do you have to fuck up to get kicked off the blackhawks for moral reasons

[The Azul Jackets @AzulJackets]

I don't care about Chicago

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

JUST IN: In the first hour after getting the No. 1 pick, which will be phenom Connor Bedard, the @NHLBlackhawks have sold $1.9 million in season tickets, says team president of business Jaime Faulkner.

At this pace, a season ticket cap is anticipated.

Wild for a team who had 3rd lowest capacity % in NHL this season.

[Travis Yost @travisyost]

Connor Bedard may be a sensational hockey player but what’s his experience covering up felonies? Not a fit in Chicago.

[John Cullen @cullenthecomic]

Arizona: holds predraft workouts, loses 1st rounder

New Jersey: signs Ilya Kovalchuk to a contract that was legal at the time, loses 1st rounder

Chicago: covers up sexual abuse for a decade, Connor Bedard

[The Azul Jackets @AzulJackets]

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[The Azul Jackets @AzulJackets]

@MurderCarLives

[James Nichols @JamesNicholsNHL]

All signs point to Laine staying with #CBJ

[Chris Johnston @reporterchris]

Gaudreau left ~$15.75M on the table compared to his last offer from Calgary. Before taxes, anyway.

[Chris Johnston @reporterchris]

Johnny Gaudreau's seven-year deal with #CBJ comes in at $9.75M AAV.

[Pierre LeBrun @PierreVLeBrun]

Can also confirm that Calgary’s last offer to Johnny Gaudreau was 8 years x $10.5 M AAV.
So as expected the star UFA leaves money on the table to go East.
Although still a nice deal with Columbus obviously.

[Jake Zuckerman @jake_zuckerman]

After the Dayton mass shooting in '19, Gov. DeWine's speech was drowned out by cries to "Do Something!"

Since then, he signed

-Stand your ground, expanding right to shoot to kill in self defense
-Permitless carry (removing training/background check reqs)
https://t.co/55WjM3e205

[Frank Seravalli @frank_seravalli]

Mild surprise from #CBJ. The pick is not Max Domi.

#SeaKraken will be selecting D Gavin Bayreuther from Columbus.

@DFOHockey

[Aaron Portzline @Aportzline]

#CBJ Jarmo Kekalainen said Jack Roslovic needs to clear a 48-hour COVID protocol before he can play.

Laine needs to get a working visa to play in the U.S., then will need to clear the COVID protocol to join #CBJ. This could be a few days.

[The Azul Jackets @AzulJackets]

@brandokyblu @OhNoCoop @MedcalfByESPN Brando, please respect authoritative sources

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

This tweet did not age well

[James Mirtle @mirtle]

Columbus had a 99.85% chance of winning when they went up 3-0, via @MoneyPuckdotcom.

And they didn't.

[Governor Mike DeWine @GovMikeDeWine]

I want to assure everyone that the grocery supply chain is going well. The food is not going to run out at the grocery store.