Azurade

We do not understand the concept of love.

[Ivy 🩵 @Ivorygh0st]

take me down to catgirl city where the boys are girls and the girls are kitty.

[G2 League of Legends @G2League]

Kinda embarrassing to play a champion LS suggested.
Ohhh I’m pregnant with your champ. I’m playing it and it’s yours

[KibryHouse🏳️‍⚧️ @KibryHouse]

“New Super Mario Bros World” just naming games that dont even exist. 0/10 bait.

[にしきのこい @kuroppoikoi]

｢昨夜9時ごろ、あなたの同僚の木下さんが殺害されました｣

｢ああ、俺が毒殺したからな｣

｢おや、おかしいですね。私は木下さんが"毒殺された"とは言ってませんよ｣

[Azurade @Azurade4]

@samreich Hatsune Miku!?!?!?!

[Curious Thing @CuriouserThing]

@hellspatisserie panem (estradiol valerate) et circenses (reimu hakurei armpits)

[Azurade @Azurade4]

@cursedamage … searched it up on mangadex and they uploaded a new chap one hour after you posted this did you will it into existence

[Azurade @Azurade4]

@mikuexpo

[dr. ballsack 🔞 @donquipanties99]

If I had a penis I’d— no. I don’t even know anymore. Strokes my nothing.

[Yakubu @nyokodo]

5 MANLY phrases that the JAPANESE SAMURAI would repeat EVERY DAY before heading into BATTLE:
1. mofu mofu
2. fuwa fuwa
3. waku waku
4. doki doki
5. kyun kyun

[Azurade @Azurade4]

@SeIeneGrace @DittoGlasses @jjoelmizu this is your brain on mcsr

[Azurade @Azurade4]

@SeIeneGrace @DittoGlasses @jjoelmizu nah tas (good at the game) vs tas (tool assisted speedrun)

[＿ @itirin_no]

◯◯は百合です　

友情は百合です、王道です
恋慕は百合です、ガールズラブです
性愛は百合です、レズビアンも内包します
嫉妬は百合です、漢字に女2人並びます
嫌悪は百合です、悪感情も含みます
殺意は百合です、もっとも執着する想いです

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

we cant queue up anymore bro we have a problematic rage gap

[Prawcin @Prawcin]

I have no future and I must keep going

[めがてる🐈‍⬛うちの黒猫、おんなのこ🐾発売中 @M_terU116]

ぎゅむ

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

2013 is about love. Dont kiss people 'ironically' this year. Look at them in the eyes and say "This is real" then press your lips into them.

[짤주워오는계정 @WkfxjfrP]

쓰레기통에 거울이 버려져 있었는데 한 폭의 현대예술처럼 되어버림

[High Altitude Alaska Research Pyramid @HouseOfLeavesMD]

@RadishHarmers All whales are bastards #AHAB