Jay

Mancunian smartarse. Views are my mum's.

[Jay @AzureValley]

@bbcnickrobinson I’m not a fan of Starmer at all, but can you link to anywhere where you said something similar in the past, as I can’t find anything on here. Also, that’s a weird thing to quote, as I imagine most people turn up to orgies fully dressed then undress once they’re inside? 🧐

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@antmiddleton @lucyjaynewhite1 Psychotic cunt

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@NickBuckleyMBE Don’t be so hard on yourself, you’re only mildly obese 🥲

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@nicvis986 Why did you have to check to see if you had a soft pic when that’s usually its natural state? 🧐

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@RobertJenrick Nobody’s reading all this, you massive bellend

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@jonsopel @lewis_goodall You’re usually good at calling out people for chatting shit, anything to say here?

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@sharrond62 Hurry up then, you’ll be no loss

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@elonmusk I’m not sure if you’re purposely spreading misinformation or if you’re just pretty stupid. I’m leaning towards the latter though.

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@elonmusk You’re such a simp

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@OllieHolt22 Do you honestly feel that any vaguely competent manager wouldn’t at least equal that record?

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@nonewthing You type like a robot that’s played too much Football Manager, no normal people say all that shit 🙄

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@glitterstrands

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@glitterstrands It was all my Snatch Game dreams come true yet also all my Snatch Game nightmares come true

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@TomLucking Well get you 💅🏻 I hope you enjoy it all 🥳

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@TomLucking Reliving your twink era 👦🏻

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@jarekpm Strange how they think “you’re too old but don’t look it” type messages are flattering 🤔

[Jay @AzureValley]

@BabyCorsola @PinkNews 15% of “over 2,500 people” in a poll on behalf of a company that’s just started selling HIV tests in Tesco 🤔 Disappointed, but not surprised, at @pinknews scaling that up to 10million for the headline

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@glitterstrands Does it think you’ve had a stroke? 🥲

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@glitterstrands Are hero