Bob Velseb

Proud chef and owner of Boys & Grills!

//doubles welcome, im just here to have fun and mess around

[Bob Velseb @B0bV3ls3b]

//for context I’m a manager at a movie theater.

[Bob Velseb @B0bV3ls3b]

// I’m at a loss for words. Genuinely I’m so upset and angry.

Yesterday we had someone no-call-no-show, they have done this multiple times so we emailed them to hopefully get a response. And what did they do? Explained that their cat had died, and ATTACHED A PICTURE OF IT.

[Bob Velseb @B0bV3ls3b]

@laticuada My hair ain’t thinnin’ that bad… is it?

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@HauntiestHaus Somethin’ in my gut tells me that ain’t whats gonna end up happenin’

[Bob Velseb @B0bV3ls3b]

@Frank_TakesU GET AWAY FROM ME GOD DAMN IT

[Bob Velseb @B0bV3ls3b]

@JJ_Marzz IT DIDNT HAPPEN

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@staticfrills // be very afraid 😈

[Bob Velseb @B0bV3ls3b]

@Eyesoftheuniv // it feels like i just got here so im not leaving any time soon!

[Bob Velseb @B0bV3ls3b]

// Im going to attempt to make a strawpage when i get home from work today. Wish me luck!!

[Bob Velseb @B0bV3ls3b]

@HauntiestHaus Well I’m a man of many different tastes. Each body type has something different to offer to a guy like me.
I just don’t want em to look like they’re starvin’ is all.

[Bob Velseb @B0bV3ls3b]

@HauntiestHaus Now why would I go and do a thing like that?

I’ll leave ya be.

For now

[Streber 🦇 @HauntiestHaus]

@not_rick1 If people don't want their man fat as they are, then they don't deserve that man.

Fat bitches are the best, just sayin

[Bob Velseb @B0bV3ls3b]

@1BobVelsebHater Read it and weep 🖕

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@Antivegan_x @BobVelsebGuy3

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That stupid candy kid told me that the free Halloween candy cans are for kids only. Thats some bull shit and he knows it.

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@HauntiestHaus Well why dontcha come on by and find out? I’ll whip ya somethin’ up real nice. On the house.

[Bob Velseb @B0bV3ls3b]

@HauntiestHaus Been there, done that, didn’t work. Guess yer stuck with me.

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