I have a big unfounded crush on a colleague named Oliver who lives in London whom I’ve never met and know nothing about and have been on like 4 meetings with but it’s givinggggg L-O-V-E love 😍
I get at least one (1) bug bite for every minute I spend outside un-doused in bug repellent during the hours from 5PM-4AM and I humbly swear to you I’m not exaggerating