Big Gorgeous

Big Gorgeous. Big by name, gorgeous by nature. Glasgow drag queen comedian with a short dress and strong smelling discharge. Call me.

[Big Gorgeous @B1gGorgeous]

I've tried just about everything I can to lose weight, apart from diet and exercise
#diet

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@JACKIEBEAT @LADYBUNNY77 You both make this world a better place ❤️

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Today's #TIMEMACHINEBJ is the gorgeous Freddie Prince Jnr. Who remembers him from She's All That? I wish he'd put a bet on with his mates to shag me! He'd win, within seconds.

[Big Gorgeous @B1gGorgeous]

All this talk about pro-life makes me glad that the only thing I need to worry about from unprotected sex is aids #blessed

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Sex with my dad.

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Interviewer: Big Gorgeous, tell me about a time you came up with an innovative solution to a problem

Me: during the great toilet roll shortage of 2020 I went onto Grindr, found men who fetishised shites, and got them to come round and lick my arse clean.

I await my callback 🤞

[Big Gorgeous @B1gGorgeous]

When it comes to sex I need a man who's willing to get a little dangerous. I have IBS

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Just a cis gendered biological woman doing a vocal warm-up ❤️🤔

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Lounge leopard xxx

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@TATIANNANOW A lot of pop songs are like 2 minutes long now. Not sure why this has happened! 🤔🤔

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tickets on sale to see me Big Gorgeous and some other talented comedians https://t.co/iSKPmjwyNv

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@therealianclyde Why thank you, boss!

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@Gabriabella Thank you for bringing this website to my attention

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@TheBiancaDelRio FYI I can suck a nail out a wall. DM me

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I don't know how the rumours started, but I absolutely categorically deny having sexual relations with @chrishemsworth . Now, please, stop it.

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Today's #TimeMachineBJ is RoboCop Peter Weller. Those cheekbones, that smile, his possible robo-penis 🤖🍆

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I got the concept of time machine BJ from the amazing @JACKIEBEAT , she doesn't seem to do them anymore, but I think they're important

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The blue eyes, the jawline, the floppy hair. This, and more, makes @tysonritter today's #TimeMachineBJ (tbh he's still hot, no time machine really required 😂)

[Big Gorgeous @B1gGorgeous]

@Peroxwhygen So. God. Damn. Hot. ❤️❤️