Mike McNulty

"Quit jivin' me, turkey! You got to sass it!"

[Covie @covie_93]

They literally met in the Situation Room to come up with a defense for the President of the United States raping children.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Elon Musk held up a chainsaw, fed USAID into the wood chipper, and at least 600,00 people have already died as a result - two-thirds of them children.

History's first trillionaire.

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

According to a new report released today by the Miami New Times, Trump threw and funded underage sex parties at his Palm Beach golf course.

The president was made aware of the pending publication 2 days ago.

Maybe now you understand why we struck Iran last night.

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

This one hits hard.

[Sean Anderson @Sean_W_Anderson]

BRADEN WALK OFF

[MLB @MLB]

BRADEN MONTGOMERY HITS A WALK-OFF HOMER IN HIS MAJOR LEAGUE DEBUT!

[Courtney Finnicum @courtney883]

A WALK OFF HOME RUN FOR BRADEN MONTGOMERY!!! ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE!!

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Lisa Salters somewhere down there

[Mike McNulty @B1gNulty]

🥲

[Chicago Sports Network @CHSN__]

Derrick Rose pays tribute to Stacey King:

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump: "I didn't guarantee no war."

Trump guaranteeing no more wars:

[Wally Rashid @wallyrashid]

Kushner took one Albanian island and now they're revolting against their government.

The Israel Lobby bought out the entire US federal government and we're just accepting it.
https://t.co/34Ko0pysqT

[Sarah🐻⬇️ @thechicagosares]

In honor of the holiday

[Mike McNulty @B1gNulty]

🤣🤣🤣

[CHGO Bears @CHGO_Bears]

“This just makes it more real that the Bears, at minimum, are preparing to go with their backup plan [in Indiana]…what it doesn’t mean is that this is a done deal.”

@AdamHoge on the Bears’ statement on moving forward with Hammond for a stadium site:

Presented by @Xfinity

[Silvy @WaddleandSilvy]

Focus is Arlington Heights.
Focus is downtown lakefront
Focus is Arlington Heights
Focus is Hammond.

The #Bears are on the stadium carousel like they used to ride the QB carousel.

The “intent” is to build there.

We’ll see.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

Being an American now is just waking up and being told how much more money the president and his billionaire buddies are stealing, then being expected to act like it’s a normal fucking day.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Agriculture Sec @BrookeLRollins in November: "We have screwworm under control south of the border. Beef prices will come down by spring 2026"

Beef prices continue to rise, and screwworm is now in the US.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Happy 1 year anniversary to this tweet.

[Taylor Lewan @TaylorLewan77]

Might be the best commercial for a video game we’ve EVER seen.

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

This is so insanely corrupt, I can’t even believe it.

More than half the donors to Trump’s $400 million White House ballroom just won over $50 billion in new federal contracts in six months.

And here’s the part that should make your blood boil.

Sixteen of these 27 donors were facing federal enforcement actions, antitrust reviews, labor cases, securities charges. Many of those cases have been quietly dropped or scaled back since Trump took office. You write a check, your legal problems disappear. That’s not a coincidence.

The White House won’t even release the full donor list. They’re hiding it on purpose, because daylight is the one thing pay-to-play can’t survive. A federal judge already ruled ballroom construction has to stop until Congress authorizes it.

Government is supposed to serve the people, not auction itself off to the highest bidder. When access goes to whoever pays the most, working families always end up paying the price.

We either end the corruption, or the corruption will end us.

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