Jose

[DJ @TxForever]

Me 2 weeks from today when I’m 8 beers deep and it’s 3rd down.

[cj🏰☪️ @CASTLE_WRLD]

Started wearing underwear to work

[.🇩🇴 @solarrriized]

Spent 12 hours doomscrolling Twitter instead of TikTok

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

Michelob Ultra tastes like it would be okay for a baby to drink one

[hunter @3gpmh]

no i actually noticed that social cue i just didn’t know what to do with it

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

you odyssey deez nutz

[Jose @B1linkerB0B]

Her Siri, how many grams of protein are in a spicy mcchicken?#whosgoingtocarrytheboats #omw

[benjamin @dungeontreats]

they're saying the safest thing to eat rn is Mr beast feastable candy bars