Bill

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

Massie made three fatal errors:

1. Demanding the release of the Epstein files

2. Fighting to limit the national debt

3. Standing up against more forever wars for the Jews.

For that he has been thrown out of the Republican Party.

What a time to be alive.

[Chris Brunet @chrisbrunet]

zoomers and millennials just want houses and families man

[Bill @B3Boyer]

@tonydanza92 Happy 7th Birthday

[Bill @B3Boyer]

@tonydanza92 Happy 6 1/2 Birthday @tonydanza92

[Bill @B3Boyer]

So long Twitter world. Signing off

[Bill @B3Boyer]

@tonydanza92 Happy 6 3/4 Birthday @tonydanza92

[Bill @B3Boyer]

@KyraSchmit1 Spoon you psycho

[Bill @B3Boyer]

@joeyboyer_94 Rough weekend for old Sam Sung

[Alex Godinez @BreezyAlex_]

my mom told me "make sure u marry someone who makes u laugh when ur mad" and that's some of the best advice i've heard

[Dylan Bloom @HerecomedaBLOOM]

Her during sex: Pleasure me

Me: keenum steps into it

Her: wait, what?

Me: PASS IS CAUGHT, DIGGS!! SIDELINE!!! TOUCHDOWN!!

[Shit Bill Says @BillBoy76734235]

"I'll tell you my swallow story, but it doesn't involve the bird"

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

Oh good this will fix everything.

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

JUST IN: Starting today, @budlight is installing “Victory Fridges” that will be full of beer in 10 Cleveland bars. When the Browns win first regular season game, fridges unlock and beer inside is free to fans.

[nick @nickhansonMN]

do you ever feel like every single person you care about cares about someone else more

[Kendall Travis @Kendall_Trav]

The lowercase e just pisses me off https://t.co/bKOwcoVDgE

[Ryker @RayRyker]

Fishing is fun but fishing with someone you love is what life is about

[Bill @B3Boyer]

It's been quite the adventurous year so far with so many ups and downs but I wouldn't ask to change a thing.. It's just crazy to think 2018 is already halfway over

[Josh thaemlitz @jthaemlitz_13]

So we did a drive by of the pool and the late swim consisted of 7-11 year olds. I am gonna run for city counsel and have late swim for the kiddos from 9-10:30 and an adult swim with a tiki bar full of tequila shots from 10:30-12 for the adults! #JoshForCityCounsel2018