What do you get at Raising Cane’s? So let’s see, they have a two-piece combo, a three-piece combo, a four… it’s chicken nuggets. Fucking idiot. What do you get at Raising Cane’s? The pizza! I love Raising Cane’s stir-fry and fucking pizza. You fucking stupid idiot. What do I get at Raising Cane’s? What do you think? I get the fried chicken strips. What’d you get the Caniac Combo or the box combo? That’s what you’re asking me? You’re asking me do I get four or five chicken tenders? I have to know. I have to know! Do you get the four-piece combo or do you get the five-piece combo? Do you get it with the toast or do you get it with the coleslaw? What is wrong with you people? Seriously. You’re retarded. You have a developmental disorder and you’re retarded. And you should feel bad. You should feel bad for asking that. What do you get at Raising Cane’s? What do you mean what do I get at Raising Cane’s? What’s your Raising Cane’s order? What? What’s your Pizza Hut order? Pizza. What’s your go-to when you go to Pizza Hut? Yeah, pizza. No, the sushi’s really good.
Tfw you’re conventionally attractive and you suddenly realize the way all men perceive you when you’re just trying to have a human interaction is through how fuckable you are and all they care about is if they can fuck you or not and there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it