B86Box

30 / gay / TX Private account for getting weird.

[B86Box @B86Box]

@mrddmia Okay but, like. You people said the exact same thing when they changed the Cracker Barrel logo.

[B86Box @B86Box]

@Sen_ChrisGarten Great stuff senator, quick question: do normal people like Santa Claus, or..?

[B86Box @B86Box]

@ChrisCuomo Chris, I am begging you to leverage the full power of your journalistic mind to do a blistering exposé on where mommy goes when she puts her hands in front of her face during peekaboo.

[B86Box @B86Box]

@ChrisCillizza Okay, but which Game of Thrones character were each of them?
Christ you're a stupid piece of shit.

[B86Box @B86Box]

Lol, a legion of middle-aged mouthbreathers blocking freeway traffic for a 2.5 hour drive, burning taxpayer money on the hope of getting to dress up in their fetish gear and rough up an unarmed 19 year old so they can maybe (hopefully!) get their first boner in weeks.

[Ryan Chandler @RyanChandlerTV]

NEW: Sources tell @KXAN_News Texas DPS sent state troopers from Houston to Austin to handle the UT protest.

A long line of them heading towards the city:

@hueyjayd

[B86Box @B86Box]

(too eagerly) Yeah! And what if you were, uh, wearing socks on your feet! And they were really thick and you'd had them on for days and they were sweaty. And what if your smelly sock got caught on a nail, and it ripped off? What would you do everyone could see your sweaty feet?

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

So many people still wearing masks.

I just want to ask you.

If a pair of underwear, really thick ones, high quality cotton, can’t protect you from a fart, then how will a mask protect you from covid??

[B86Box @B86Box]

I can think of one thing he could do that would change me feeling “that guy is an asshole” into “that guy was an asshole.”

[B86Box @B86Box]

@OGBTC @songfinderbot

[B86Box @B86Box]

@NPR Hmm an interesting analysis, but what if the motherfucker in question is performatively cackling at the description of children being slaughtered, you nerds?

[B86Box @B86Box]

Tfw you have to do damage control because all the headlines about you being a sex creep hurt your cred with your core audience (incels).

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@wholemars Haven’t even had sex in ages (sigh)

[Secretary Pete Buttigieg @SecretaryPete]

For example, my connecting flight got canceled last night. At first, the airline offered 2500 miles, which I estimate is worth about 30 bucks.

But I claimed the refund for the canceled portion instead, and it worked out to be $112.07.

[B86Box @B86Box]

At this point, there's no reason to believe they "mistakenly thought" this, because there was no reason for them to assume this and evidence telling them otherwise.
They were just willing to let a killer shoot more children, and let children bleed out on the other side of a door.

[Erik Wasson @elwasson]

Police in Uvalde admit they mistakenly thought there were no more children alive in the classroom to explain why they waited outside. 911 calls from kids show otherwise

[B86Box @B86Box]

@RNCResearch Hey man, I admit I probably hang out in less anti-Semitic circles than the person running this account so I might just be out of the loop, but is the implication that weather control is some sort of stereotype?

[B86Box @B86Box]

@OHLIceDogs Hey just an fyi, if you weren’t so committed abusing social media staff you might be able to find someone who could help you to not post this dogshit non-apology. Food for thought!

[B86Box @B86Box]

@NetflixIsAJoke @foxoutdoors You, sir, have won the internet today! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

[B86Box @B86Box]

I have a very specific set of “thoughts and prayers,” for this moment only.

[Lawrence Hurley @lawrencehurley]

NEW: Justice Clarence Thomas was admitted to hospital on Friday with “flu-like symptoms” — Supreme Court

[B86Box @B86Box]

@nytopinion @emmma_camp_ This may technically be true: @nytopinion is getting publicly shamed for repeatedly sharing the same “college liberals are StIfLiNG sPeEcH” column over and over again, and have not learned to stop doing it.

[B86Box @B86Box]

@Partisan_O

[B86Box @B86Box]

Oh, so she’s like STUPID stupid.

[Amy Siskind 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 @Amy_Siskind]

Sinema believes she will be running to President in 2024 I am told. This self-styled bipartisanship she believes she speaks for, will be her brand to run as the candidate in the middle. Not far-left of far-right. She has convinced herself this is her calling and she has it.

5/

[B86Box @B86Box]

@JDVance1 @jack Someone died, you fuckin goblin.