Brandon Althiser

[Brandon Althiser @B_Althiser]

I'm going to start a YouTube channel to review beer daily expect it's going to be only blue moon and its going to get 5 out of 5 stars everytime.

[Stunna @incognitoStunna]

Usually with butter and without a bitch in my ear telling me it’s gross

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

don’t care if I get banned for saying it: we should kill this guy

[The Onion @TheOnion]

World’s Issues Come To Halt So Area Woman Can Deal With Her Own Problems https://t.co/dvOymUe3EQ

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest meditation is slipping on the ice and just laying there for a bit

[jeff @DedicationHoops]

calling andre iguodala

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Someone doesn’t know the Bears are back and it shows

[Love The 🏀range @LoveTheOrange1]

Your goat wasn’t doing this at age 34

[Olympic Bean @olympicbean]

“Me individually, I was productive”

STORY. OF. HIS. CAREER.

Team lose by 20? Got my stats

Team miss the playoffs? Got my stats

Team swept in the Finals? Got my stats

@JeanieBuss , trade this BUM

[TG @tommysgahan]

The garbage cans in the Astros dugout

[Brandon Althiser @B_Althiser]

@diomedian @indianloonie Might be the worst movie I’ve ever seen for sure

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

ok, this the last straw -- i support impeachment now

[The Onion @TheOnion]

https://t.co/Xue5v9qEmY

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Unbiased opinion. This was really well said.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The moment Brendan Fraser won Best Actor at the #CriticsChoiceAwards

See the full winners list: https://t.co/7bQikYH6Le

[DOM @DOM_Frederic]

hang it in the louvre

[Chris Combs (iterative design enjoyer) @DrChrisCombs]

GET UP EVERYBODY IT’S ROGUE CHINESE ROCKET BOOSTER UNCONTROLLED REENTRY DAY

[Acyn @Acyn]

Stewart: Wtf are we… They’re on Senate time. Senate time is ridiculous. These motherfuckers live to 200. They’re tortoises.

[Brandon Althiser @B_Althiser]

@BarstoolBigCat Lebron could never….

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Tomorrow begins Queen Victoria’s Platinum Jubilee in the UK. It is a celebration of America keeping Great Britain afloat the last 300 years by literally inventing electricity, democracy, currency, freedom, and computers for them.

So our British friends owe us a big thank you.