Ben Jackson

THFC Season Ticket Holder 🐓⚽️

[Ben Jackson @B_C_Jackson]

3 goals last season. Relegated. Only 5 senior career goals, FIVE!

[Ben Jackson @B_C_Jackson]

£85m for a championship player is wild

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 Understand Matheus Fernandes price tag has been fixed by West Ham in a meeting with his camp: £85m.

Manchester United in contact with player side, more clubs also attentive and keen.

🎥➕ https://t.co/amCOmcAM9C

[Ben Jackson @B_C_Jackson]

@CounsellingSam I dont want Green Party Members walking around the UK either

[Ben Jackson @B_C_Jackson]

@milliamsworld @niallmoran_ Clumsiest challenge ever!? 😂 Also, you needed Ref's to win the Prem

[Ben Jackson @B_C_Jackson]

@PaulE2Spurs @grimshub And they wonder why everyone hates them

[Ben Jackson @B_C_Jackson]

@DregsEleven Pulled off another great save today

[Ben Jackson @B_C_Jackson]

@_abochie @grok They'll only beat Liverpool by having the referees there

[Ben Jackson @B_C_Jackson]

9 possible outcomes today, only 1 sends us down

THFC W & WHU L ✅️
THFC W & WHU D ✅️
THFC W & WHU W ✅️
THFC D & WHU L ✅️
THFC D & WHU D ✅️
THFC D & WHU W ✅️
THFC L & WHU L ✅️
THFC L & WHU D ✅️
THFC L & WHU W ❌️

#COYS

[Spurs Army @SpursArmyTweets]

Thank you for making us proud, Nuno. 🤍

[Football Confidential 🌐 @footballconfid1]

This is seriously embarrassing for the @premierleague, and it’s brand.

Handing a plastic title to Arsenal was clearly the “strategic plan”, but @FA_PGMOL have just made it too obvious and tainted the league forever.

Everyone knows now. Everyone.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

I am today launching Restore Britain as a national political party.

Join us.

https://t.co/RMtEuHopgV

[Ben Jackson @B_C_Jackson]

@13iggie @Koo_BKoo @PatrickChristys Koo, you still there?

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful we have had a mm of #snow in the uk

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Ben Jackson @B_C_Jackson]

Who do you hate more

[Ben Jackson @B_C_Jackson]

@CDriscoll99 Its true. I wish we did it like them

[Tom MacDonald @IAMTOMMACDONALD]

NEW VIDEO…Rest In Peace Charlie 🙏🏻❤️

[Ben Jackson @B_C_Jackson]

@MikeGNolan 🎣

[Ben Jackson @B_C_Jackson]

@Tottenham_Feed @grok Is this real?