Brian Wood

mechanical engineer but I have social skills

[Brian Wood @B_E_Wood]

Life...

Me: "Hey I can finally afford a house!"

Student loans: "You say something?"

Me: " Well you are in grace period"

Loans: "Sorta."

Me: (buys more Ramen)

[Brian Wood @B_E_Wood]

Mason City needs a vigilante.

[Brian Wood @B_E_Wood]

Nothing is more romantic or melodic in the morning than the moan of a chainsaw paired with an axe softly ripping through a northern pine.

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Woke up to some sounds at 4 am to find my dog barfing.
So I let him out and he ran away.

I found him, he was eating more barf fuel.

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Do you ever what neat shit might have been invented but some dude thought it was magic and killed the person

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@hunterjbrandt Throw it away and buy a Hilti or take it apart. I report you decide

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Anyone want to throw a PS2 party and play ATV off-road furry

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Fun fact:

76 trombones led the big parade

Also there are 76 red lights from East Park to Taco Tico

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Thinking about going as this for Halloween but not sure

[Brian Wood @B_E_Wood]

Anyone else winter workout for the beach bod only to summer drink right back to the person equivalent of Ben & Jerry's half baked Ice cream

[Brian Wood @B_E_Wood]

I'm at the point where I enjoy activities I hated when I was younger.

Antiques roadshow with Templeton and some food with nuts on it! Yes

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@SpencerWharton2 You misspelled hobby

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@SpencerWharton2 Cooooool

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An adorable little kid ran up to me at the clinic and asked "do you have a son".. I said probably... Im kidding but so many questions kid

[Brian Wood @B_E_Wood]

@SpencerWharton2 The sleet?

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It's honestly sad and frustrating that girls get stared at in the gym to the point they won't go alone because guys are THAT creepy.

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Nature and hike?

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Had a nightmare where I was trying to put the cap on a Degree deodorant but only had an Old Spice cap...

[Brian Wood @B_E_Wood]

Taking apps for a friend to watch stranger things with, I'll buy Eggos and rum!!!

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@SpencerWharton2 Your mother and I are starting to get concerned.