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frequently left unsupervised, shouldn’t be.

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love how paranoid I get about getting pregnant like why are symptoms of pregnancy and symptoms of periods THE EXACT FUCKING SAME

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@natale85761 @_nickm17 two things; still haven’t seen a second attempt, and also where do you think I’m from?

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@natale85761 @_nickm17 wanna try and spell that big word for us one more time?

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@thejuiceshowpod @centristjim1 so Newcastle?

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@cappruductions @s_flaaaan7 @Mythicalblue_ America isn’t the only country, dumbass

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@RebelProle @wayofftheres @mattvanswol was she pregnant?

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@EgguardoReyes @formerlygossip @maozendoggado @whimsicalbbgirl except I did ask, dumbass, and YOU resorted to name calling by calling us butthurt. get yourself off the internet, and a fucking therapist

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@EgguardoReyes @formerlygossip @maozendoggado @whimsicalbbgirl so who’s “y’all” then, or are you just backtracking cus you’re getting ate up in the comments?

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@Mubylanji1 @peculiaradex3 for what reason tho

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@TrvthGuy @ItsBrandonKirk with the initials of CAK? stunning

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imagine my surprise when my gay guy at work turned out to be married with eight kids

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a gay guy at work mentioned his wife today

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@pinksprink53031 @JohnPissedVet @Bostonian7019 @khanofkhans11_ she probably stopped faking after a year after she realised he didn’t care if she came or not

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@markisamiller @Br_Sophocles @ExquisiteWill why’s Barry here

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@Thewildbino @H0rrnyBoY @GojiraEarth @meowcowmoo I’m not even going to justify that War and Peace with a response, given how gash your grammar, spelling and memes are

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@Thewildbino @H0rrnyBoY @GojiraEarth @meowcowmoo no boxers means your genitals are pretty firmly on display, no bra means your breasts are out. breasts, which are not genitals. hope this helps.

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@Greg_WASD @PraiseKeke @cjisburkey @wulfsethen @ok_but_still @Greg65405658 is he gonna find out?

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I don’t know how to describe this but Colleen Hoover LOOKS like she wrote those books

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for a second I was like “oh cool she’s in a normal dress” and then I realised my screen brightness was way down

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why THE FUCK is Arteta making his changes so late at the moment kmt

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Kanye offers advice on how NOT to kill yourself 😭😭💀

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@BillMeDad @Fugstarnagar @Lowkey0nline he’s not a soldier pal