Betelgeuse

"It's show time!"

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[Betelgeuse @B_J_Ghost]

"It's show time."

#WBRP #MVRP #BeetlejuiceRP

[Betelgeuse @B_J_Ghost]

"Oh he did, did he? Well then kid, sounds like you need a buddy that'll help ya get revenge!"

[Molly-Wolly-Doodle-All-the-Day Blyndeff @B3ar_Trap_]

"...A kid...From my classs s-saw me...Drawing a surprise picture for dad and he...He tore it up! Then he broke my phone..."

[Betelgeuse @B_J_Ghost]

"...Hell's wrong with ya?"

[Molly-Wolly-Doodle-All-the-Day Blyndeff @B3ar_Trap_]

"..."

She kept looking at the ground, tears falling from her cheeks.

[Betelgeuse @B_J_Ghost]

"DAMNIT! KID WHAT THE HELL?!"

[Molly-Wolly-Doodle-All-the-Day Blyndeff @B3ar_Trap_]

Molly was walking home with tears in her eyes.

She's upset and didn't notice the reader before bumping into them.

"AH!"

[Betelgeuse @B_J_Ghost]

((What kind of dickhead do you have to be to do something like this? This writer has done nothing wrong to deserve these kinds of comments. Don't listen to them bud, fuck those kinds of people

[Giovanni Potage @Gi0vanniP0tage]

((Okay.))

[Betelgeuse @B_J_Ghost]

"And then the second he told her he liked her! SHE RAN OFF! WITHOUT TELLIN' HIM THE NEXT DAY! THAT WAS FUCKIN' HILARIOUS!"

[Betelgeuse @B_J_Ghost]

"Can I? Yeah. Will I? Nah--"

[Giovanni Potage @Gi0vanniP0tage]

"...Can you just...Leave me alone for like...A day?"

[Betelgeuse @B_J_Ghost]

"You asked--"

[Giovanni Potage @Gi0vanniP0tage]

"...Why are you telling me this?"

[Betelgeuse @B_J_Ghost]

"Hey, if Gio jumps off a building tonight...It is most likely my fault--I am the worst."

[Betelgeuse @B_J_Ghost]

"Oh yeah--I clogged the toilet on the hero space thingy there...God help the janitor...If they have one--If they don't, God help whoever has to clean that."

[Giovanni Potage @Gi0vanniP0tage]

"Why are you here? What did you want...?"

[Betelgeuse @B_J_Ghost]

"Is it the horse bitch?! GIO, SHE'S SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER! HAHA--OH IS IT EUNNIE?! YA LOVE HER!? SHE'D PROBABLY JUST...SHOOT HERSELF! HAH--PEOPLE WOULD RATHER DIE THAN BE WITH YOU!"

[Giovanni Potage @Gi0vanniP0tage]

"Nobody..."

[𝙈𝙄𝙍𝙆𝙊.ᐟ @RabbitH3r0]

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"𝙄 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙤𝙛 𝙢𝙮 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚'𝙨 𝙣𝙤 𝙩𝙤𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙤𝙬 𝙨𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙣𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧'𝙨 𝙪𝙥, 𝙄 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙠 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙣𝙤 𝙧𝙚𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙨!"

[Betelgeuse @B_J_Ghost]

"WHO DO YA LIKE NOW?! Who is it? The fire chick? She's probably jump in a river the second ya tell her! Or is it someone else? Come on--Who is it? Is it another hero? Cuz that'll turn em into a villain! HAHAHAAA--!"

[Giovanni Potage @Gi0vanniP0tage]

"Again...I was there..."

[Betelgeuse @B_J_Ghost]

"AND REMEMBER THE OTHER TIME YA LIKED SOMEONE! AND THEY FUCKIN' RAN AWAY?! OH MY GOD! HAHA--Ohhh God Gio...Your life is so sad! HAHA--"

[Giovanni Potage @Gi0vanniP0tage]

"...Yeah Betelgeuse...I was there, I know what happened...I was right there...He said it to me...I get it...Story only gets funnier each time..."

[Betelgeuse @B_J_Ghost]

"I hear ya, I hear ya...But it's so fuckin' funny! Ya know most people would be gone if that happened to them! God, it was great! Not only did he tell ya there's nothin' to love about ya...BUT THEN HE STARTED BANGIN' A ROBOT! HAHA--HE'D RATHER BE WITH A TOASTER OVER YOU! HAHA--!"

[Giovanni Potage @Gi0vanniP0tage]

"You don't need to keep bringing it up...I remember...!"

[Betelgeuse @B_J_Ghost]

"Can I bring up the robot again? I really wanna bring up the robot again--"

[Giovanni Potage @Gi0vanniP0tage]

"I just don't get it! Why does nobody like me...What's wrong with me? What's so bad about me that people think I'm unlovable..."

[Betelgeuse @B_J_Ghost]

"I don't care what it was--I just wanna rob a guy."

[Not as Mad Mage Thistle @Delgals_Brother]

"Sure. I dont care if you take his belongings, i'm not a professional hero."

"It was merely self defense."

[Betelgeuse @B_J_Ghost]

"I got to punch Steven Universe...That was worth it--"

[Giovanni Potage @Gi0vanniP0tage]

"Wait, really? But you accept the fighting game thing..."

[Betelgeuse @B_J_Ghost]

"Those dickheads from that Fortnite game keep askin' me to join the thing...I ain't doin' it!"

[Betelgeuse @B_J_Ghost]

"...Hey, I think the heroic thing here would be to take his wallet now. Ya know, for evidence and shit."

[Not as Mad Mage Thistle @Delgals_Brother]

Oh no! Thistle was being mugged on the street- oh nope nevermind he uh- kinda split em in twaine.

[Betelgeuse @B_J_Ghost]

"Good one Gio!"

[Giovanni Potage @Gi0vanniP0tage]

Giovanni was currently playing the piano while singing to himself.

"🎶My heart does the two-step
When you waltz in the place Yeah, my ticker beats quicker
When I look at your face
Yeah, you'd better call the doctor before we embrace!🎶"