BK

Theme Parks, Zoos, Museums, geeky things. 🏳‍🌈 He/Him.

[BK @B_Kling]

Also before anyone starts:
Casting a white woman as Tiana would be bad, because PATF *specifically* takes place in 1920s New Orleans, and her background is integral to the plot.

Ariel is a teen aged fishgirl who wants to live on land with a prince. She can look like anyone.

[Ashtyn Butuso @lil_buts]

Headed to Gianni Infantino’s office after Balogun’s red card

[BK @B_Kling]

THIS IS ALL I WANTED

[Halloween Horror Nights @HorrorNightsORL]

Just announced: Sinners is coming to Universal Orlando Halloween Horror Nights.

Head to Club Juke as the Smokestack Twins fend off bloodthirsty vampires in this haunted house based on the award-winning film. Tickets and packages on sale now: https://t.co/nFaNUPjTko

[BK @B_Kling]

So excited to finally make it to a Wisconsin Book Festival event, and it's for @Nnedi !!

One of my fave Twitter follows for years, and one of the only reasons I'm still here ❤️❤️

[BK @B_Kling]

Five years ago, a new Disney CEO would have had me on this website all day with hot takes.

Today it's a shrug. 🤷‍♂️ I haven't been on Twitter in months.

Is that growth?

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

On one hand the Kermit voice is close enough and doesn't really bother me. On the other hand every time I hear it I want to know the office politics of how they picked this specific guy because there can't have been an audition process with multiple people going for it

[Universal Orlando Resort @UniversalORL]

Mentally, we’re at Port of Entry 🧭

[BK @B_Kling]

I really need to connect with some theme park dorks back home. So many thoughts about Epic Universe, and none of my friends care 😭😭

[BK @B_Kling]

@Park_Journey I've never seen a movie and have no plans to, but I found the park appearance almost charming. NO ONE was having more fun than the Arts in that house.

[BK @B_Kling]

I'm just a boy, standing on the soft grass patches of the El Artista queue, popping my extra strength Tylenol because it's been a long 4 days.

[BK @B_Kling]

Are you kidding me lmao

[BK @B_Kling]

Oh I don't really tweet anymore because Twitter vibes are bad.

But I'm at HHN, where vibes are good 🧡

[James F. Thomas (of IDLEWILD) @james_f_thomas]

imagining an Animorphs-style loophole where you can’t get raptured in your clothes but if you’re wearing like a skintight spandex/lycra leotard under your clothes, that will stay on, somehow

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

Man, when The Onion hits, it HITS.

[Kristen Schaal @kristenschaaled]

Everybody, please say very nice things about everything that our wonderful smart President Trump is doing! We are only allowed to praise him now. Or he will use his government to silence us. Because he's so brave and kind. Thank you, fearless leader Trump.

[BK @B_Kling]

Welp, just cancelled Disney+!

[BK @B_Kling]

PLEASE LEAVE THIS AS JURASSIC PARK AND DO NOT ADD THE GIANT SCREEN

[Expedition Theme Park @ExpThemePark]

Jurassic Park River Adventure at Islands Of Adventure will be closed for a 10 month refurbishment from Jan 5 to Nov 19th 2026 🦕

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

holy shit

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

How come major film studios keep being like Jared Leto may have allegations, but at least he looks weird, stars in box office bombs, and is not a good actor

[BK @B_Kling]

@WritesCoco But "Universal Monsters" Phantom is not "ALW Musical" Phantom! They're two different guys!

[BK @B_Kling]

Someday I'll learn how Copyright law works, because how does HHN Beijing have the rights to the Phantom musical?!

[☆がもP☆ @Leoncudic]

北京のメイズはオペラ座の怪人のシーンが本当に最高すぎました😭😭
造形が期間限定のクオリティじゃないしまさかのクリスティーヌもいて衝撃..