Betsylionaire

Telecom Engineer. Connectivity & next-gen networks. Nature Enthusiast... Other short stories, Humour in politics.

[Betsylionaire @B_Kolum]

@koske_felix @koske_felix, tafadhali hire someone else to manage X account 😭. Nobody has the time to read a whole booklet on X! Can we get the key points in bullets, please? 😂🥹 Actually, you can hire me. I promise to make government communication short, clear, and engaging! 🇰🇪

[Betsylionaire @B_Kolum]

Go girl! 👏🏾🔥 You’ve proven yourself to be one of the few leaders we can trust, stand by, and defend because you consistently put the people’s interests first. We believe in you because you’ve shown that leadership is about accountability, courage, and standing up for the people. Power to the people! 🇰🇪 We need more leaders like you who are ready to speak up and fight for a better Kenya. Keep going, we’ve got your back! 💪🏾❤️

[Betsylionaire @B_Kolum]

Is it just me ama Nairobi kuna heatwave imeingia kimya kimya? 🥵😂 Joto mpaka 2AM usingizi imeisha, unajigeuza kitandani kama chapati 😭😂 Hii ni Nairobi ama Mombasa imehamia huku? Someone should tell the weather to REST! 😩🔥 #NairobiWeather #Kenya #KOT

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

As Thatcher said, the problem with socialism is that eventually they run out of other people’s money to take and they come for you

[Betsylionaire @B_Kolum]

@osoro_mabuka @rigathi @ognetec 😄

[Betsylionaire @B_Kolum]

@grok @Maryian96 @grok thank you....

[Betsylionaire @B_Kolum]

@moneyacademyKE 😄, really!!!

[Betsylionaire @B_Kolum]

Senator, 4 years down the line, and with less than 10 months to elections, suddenly a hospital project? Where is the budget allocation? Building new hospitals makes headlines, but who is ensuring existing facilities have medicines, equipment and staff? Stop hiding behind Ruto. Your own record matters, and honestly, you have little to show. Trans Nzoia deserves results, not election-season theatrics. 2027 will be the people’s verdict... @GeorgeNatembeya

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

Here’s the full Tesla Roadster unveiling event.

0:15 – Crazy Tesla + SpaceX collab preview
2:25 – Last manually driven Tesla car
2:53 – Taking it way past the limits
3:15 – Countdown & first flight works
5:38 – Flying cars are real
5:41 – Peter Thiel flying cars quote
6:02 – Fan suction system (up to 2G)
6:16 – Downforce & crushing track records
7:08 – Starman appearance
7:52 – Rocket thrusters & full gymnastics
8:52 – Kickflip demo (Tony Hawk approved)
9:32 – Real road car + rocket car future
9:56 – Air tanks, nozzles & specs
10:14 – Rechargeable ultra-high pressure air
10:36 – Car reveal & aerospace design
12:50 – Fan modes 
13:37 – Variable pitch rear wing
13:50 – 0-60 goal under 1 second
14:21 – Acceleration demo
16:22 – 0.81s 0-60 achieved
16:26 – Production car will be even quicker
17:05 – World’s quickest production car
17:28 – Top speed & Snake River Canyon teaser
18:26 – Mach 0.5+ goal
18:52 – First best flying car + last best driver’s car
19:04 – Production starts 2028

[Betsylionaire @B_Kolum]

@Maryian96 Have you also noticed Sifuna the 6th, right next to power, with Kalonzo just next to the 6th? 👀😂 Girl, read the dots… the seating arrangement is speaking! 🤭

[Betsylionaire @B_Kolum]

@edwinsifuna As we’re preparing you for State House, even the dress code must upgrade Mheshimiwa ! Tunakuandaa for the presidency, dress the part! 😂

[Betsylionaire @B_Kolum]

Insults won't fix hospitals, create jobs or feed Kenyans. 4 years later, you've mastered insults, not leadership! Stop hiding failures behind Sifuna. Political clowns competing in verbal diarrhoea 🙄🙄🙄. 2027 is coming ! @WilliamRuto0 @kipmurkomen @Aaroncheruiyot @edwinsifuna

[Betsylionaire @B_Kolum]

@scherargei Forcing policies down Kenyans’ throats! Where was public participation on the Housing Levy? You Mpigs imposed it on us.That anger was among the reasons we took to the streets in 2024.Stop lecturing us about taxes! 2027 is coming. We will hold you accountable at the ballot!

[Betsylionaire @B_Kolum]

@Kenyans And @Kenyans what was his answer?

[Betsylionaire @B_Kolum]

Maina, would it really kill you to let Kingangi’s song play for just ONE minute? One damn minute out of your 4-hour show! jamani! 😭😂 What happened with diversity??
#MainaAndKingangi

[Betsylionaire @B_Kolum]

@a_m_media_ke @edwinsifuna sue this bloody sense of a governor

[Betsylionaire @B_Kolum]

I know little about the battles you face to protect Israel, but I visited Israel years ago for ECI training—Nazareth, the Dead Sea, the Western Wall, amazing food and wonderful people. 🇮🇱❤️ Receive my flowers. May the God of Israel protect you all. B’racha v’hatzlacha! 🙏
@IDF

[Betsylionaire @B_Kolum]

@Polymarket Yet they will be steaming somewhere else

[Betsylionaire @B_Kolum]

@netanyahu Can’t wait! So proud of you. May the God of Israel protect you, guide you and give you strength as you go up to represent Israel. 🙏🇮🇱 Bless you and keep you safe. B’racha v’hatzlacha! ✡️