Brandon Lam

the Lam the myth the legend!!!

[El♛ 🇱🇷 @officialE1_]

To all chipotle workers you don’t have to be so damn stingy you still gonna get paid.

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

rt if you’re smart

[Brandon Lam @b_lam95]

My manager gave me back 55 min from an hour long meeting..... what was the point of the meeting

[lonely at the top @OfficiallyVex_]

*58 minutes into a 1-hour meeting*

"Well that's all I have for today. Happy to give you guys a few minutes back of your day!"

[Brandon Lam @b_lam95]

Nothing like getting a stimulus check and hitting a squat PR on the same day

[Brandon Lam @b_lam95]

Stayed up just to watch the stimmy hit my bank account

[Brandon Lam @b_lam95]

Is it allergies or coronavirus that’s killing me

[Brandon Lam @b_lam95]

How do people determine which weekend to party if St. Patrick’s day is in the middle of the week? I missed the memo for this year

[Brandon Lam @b_lam95]

To save money or to be social

[Brandon Lam @b_lam95]

I really need to stop using texting acronyms with my older coworkers

[James @CaucasianJames]

i’m cool with twitter stories as long as they’re used how they’re supposed to be: making ur life seem miserable. making ur life seem perfect is for instagram. there will be none of that here

[Brandon Lam @b_lam95]

Someone at work video called looking for me and when I picked up he asked if my dad was available to help him......

[Brandon Lam @b_lam95]

Ever start watching something thinking it’s a tv series, then finding out it’s actually a full movie

[Brandon Lam @b_lam95]

Are crocs in

[Brandon Lam @b_lam95]

And so it begins

[Brandon Lam @b_lam95]

@HaleySolem @Mitch_B3 @zac_host @KatieSolem2 Who doesn’t

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Can you win an Oscar for a TikTok?

[Brandon Lam @b_lam95]

About to wreck my house looking for one shirt