Brendan

The Archived Tweets from the Retired Twitter of Brendan Lasser

[Brendan @B_Lass1]

When I was 13 my father was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. The silver lining is that knowing any day could be his last ended up bringing us closer together than ever. Thankful we could squeeze in the lifetime of memories in the last 7 years.

RIP Dad

[Brendan @B_Lass1]

@KaelebF

[Brendan @B_Lass1]

Some guy is challenging me to a dog off

[Brendan @B_Lass1]

Hmmmm?

[Brendan @B_Lass1]

I'm going to open a coffee shop called German Sisters and let all the kids who did nothing with their lives after high school work there.

[Aaron @uneasyweezy]

Mystery man

[Brendan @B_Lass1]

For people who don't believe in horoscopes... Explain this!

[Brendan @B_Lass1]

No one knows anything about Idaho so you can make up anything. I've been saying there is a weekly potato harvest the entire village attends

[Brendan @B_Lass1]

School dress codes don't let you show your shoulders because they're too distracting but these are fine...

[Brendan @B_Lass1]

Only 281 days until summer!!! This school year is going by so fast

[Brendan @B_Lass1]

*opens SAT practice book

*gets first practice question right

*closes it feeling ready for anything

[Brendan @B_Lass1]

To find out if yo girl is cheating.
Step 1: tell her that cheating attracts sea bears
Step 2: see if she try and hide in a circle

[Brendan @B_Lass1]

When bae wears the same outfit as you @KaelebF @braydencoop