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[brian @B_Madert]

. @Maisie_Williams start speaking the names, Valar Morghulis

[brian @B_Madert]

You know the world is in turmoil when @NancyGrace is off my “Arya Stark” murder list.

Top of the list:
@TuckerCarlson
@PressSec
@seanhannity
@VP
@TomiLahren
@KellyannePolls
@McConnellPress

That’s just dickheads that are still working. The list is longer.

[brian @B_Madert]

If / when @ovi8 surpasses the Greatest, all of this that’s going on now, negative or positive, will be in the talks forever. Hate it or love it, his run will still be one for the ages. @russianmachine @spittinchiclets #ovi #nhl #fightmeseanavery

[brian @B_Madert]

Mail in ballots/voting is NOT a plot to commit voter fraud. It’s how democracy works during a god damn pandemic. Fill out your absentee ballots and fuckin cast your vote, if you don’t, you’re a clown. And also @BrianKempGA is a Twat. #Savannah #GA

[brian @B_Madert]

@nbcsnl with everything happening, I am saddened this can’t be a reality currently, but I can’t stop imagining who would play Dr. Fauci in a press conference sketch to illustrate this absolutely bonkers & twilight-zoney Abbott & Costello routine @realDonaldTrump and him are doing

[brian @B_Madert]

Hooking up right before quarantine hits your town is the same thing as hooking up on February 13th

[brian @B_Madert]

Idk how y’all Christmas went, but I went to a bar with @tuckkdynasty last night and momma was pissed

[brian @B_Madert]

Coming home for Christmas after 4 years and pretending you’re cooler than you are

[brian @B_Madert]

My entire IGTV is Russian. I’ve been activated I guess. Прощай, Comrades! #Russia #USA

[brian @B_Madert]

@tuckkdynasty Sorry

[brian @B_Madert]

I thought G-Shock Watches went out of business once all the high school drug dealers graduated

[brian @B_Madert]

Hey @instagram can you make your “discover” tab actually something for me to discover and not the same 3 memes over and over? Regulate your content

[brian @B_Madert]

USPS workers get paid to play ding-dong-ditch all day, every day. Lucky bastards

[brian @B_Madert]

Hey @johnkrasinski I know you’re on the roof of the Peregrine, come to my bar, Hitch. It’s next door

[brian @B_Madert]

@InsaneKane17 Damn. Life Complete

[brian @B_Madert]

I pay @netflix 7 dollars a month to watch the office

[brian @B_Madert]

Well shit, woke up this morning after a long night and the last thing I had google searched was “kangaroo with muscles”

[brian @B_Madert]

The Voice I voice text with is 112% different than my actual speaking voice

[brian @B_Madert]

Early Friday evening in savannah, and a magnificent sight begins to unfold: the frat bros begin to emerge from their natural-light laden pre-game. Now they begin their journey to my bar to tip horribly

[brian @B_Madert]

@tuckkdynasty Buying a jersey now that Tommy got the go ahead