Brynna🦎

🌲I am the Lorax I speak for the trees🌳

[Brynna🦎 @B_rynna]

"Lord 'beer me' strength" -Jim Halpert @theofficenbc

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

our paul who blart in heaven

[Brynna🦎 @B_rynna]

It's the last weekend of 80 degree highs. FINALLY!!!!

[Brynna🦎 @B_rynna]

@McDonalds @Crocs
Today will be attempt number five to score a Crocs happy meal toy. Hopefully, I've exhausted all the other toys they have and they'll give me one.

What's that saying? The fifth time's the charm?

[Brynna🦎 @B_rynna]

But like it's October on Tuesday, please stop forecasting 80+ degrees. I have far too many sweatshirts for this.

[Brynna🦎 @B_rynna]

@McDonalds has done me dirty 3x now. I was so excited for their collab with @Crocs and I ended up with three different Happy Meals without the prize. Even when we asked to make sure they had them they still didn't give me one.
I am the saddest.

[Katie Rich @katiemaryrich]

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

[diana 🪽 @dirtyydian]

realizing i spoke too much & i wasn’t mysterious like i planned

[Brynna🦎 @B_rynna]

My dog didn't want me to miss out so he waited until I got home to barf everywhere.
What a considerate soul.

[Giselle//💥⏳ 💍💫 @giselleb1234]

@nonewgirlcontxt WINNIE THE BISH🙌🏽😂

[Communies @communiess]

Today in 2014, VCR Maintenance and Educational Publishing aired! Written by Donald Diego and directed by Tristram Shapeero, and pfft, let's get to the Peanut Bar Rap.

#OriginalAiring

[Brynna🦎 @B_rynna]

Love a slip on shoe.

[Brynna🦎 @B_rynna]

Just completed sooooo much paperwork for my job with a brain that I swear is slowly just becoming mush. #1000weekspregnant

[trash jones @jzux]

“what’s stopping you from-” listen i am so so sleepy

[Brynna🦎 @B_rynna]

I don’t understand how you can have work/life balance. If someone has figured it out let me know.

Sincerely,
a very tired social worker

[Brynna🦎 @B_rynna]

The content that keeps me on Twitter.

[sarah beth @sarahbeth__]

should I rewatch Arthur?

[Brynna🦎 @B_rynna]

I’ve decided I would like to run away.

What does that look like as an adult? Because when I was a kid it was just packing my bag and walking across the street to my grandparents house.

[Brynna🦎 @B_rynna]

Really feeling like an adult when I’m looking forward to paying off the last little bit on a credit card for the month.

[tim h. @tm_httn]

whoever named toddlers absolutely crushed it those guys are toddlin for sure

[Brynna🦎 @B_rynna]

Loved this episode especially because my number one pregnancy craving has been cereal. 😋

[The Empty Bowl @EmptyBowlShow]

Hold your horses, 2023. Before the new year rolls in, we've got to count down the best breakfasts of '22.

That's right: it's time for The Empty Bowl's 5th Annual Year-End Spectacular!
https://t.co/gJSTXS2eaH