𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖

🐑𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙩𝙤 @/𝙅𝙞𝙣𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙥𝙖𝙞 !
🎨𝙉𝙤 𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙚 !
‼NO UNDERAGE/PEDOPHILES‼

[𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 @Baaaaaarista]

𝑻𝒆𝒎𝒑. 𝑷𝒊𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒅 🐑💖

[𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 @Baaaaaarista]

@WhorishHoggo And with a hop, skip, and a very powerful LEAP, Zell was harpooning towards Rikudus at quite the speed!

“ I MISSED YOUUUU- “

He feels like he’s forgetting to tell him about something else… no matter, he’ll find it soon enough!

[𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 @Baaaaaarista]

🐑☕️

Loud, barbaric belching, followed by Zell scratching his stomach.

“ Good morning everyone! “

Don’t ask why there’s food stuck to his face.

[𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 @Baaaaaarista]

@WhorishHoggo He’s still scratching all around his body like a tick-riddled dog.

“ I must be hallucinating ! “

He’s running over to the taller hedgehog, arms wide open as his body screamed with excitement.

“ RIIIIIKUUUUUU “

[𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 @Baaaaaarista]

@StackedOneeChan Let’s just say… since he’s been gone, everyone who knows him, knows where to find him—

[𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 @Baaaaaarista]

🐑☕️

He’s just gonna stay away from the cafe right now… it’s not like his dad can take the deed back—

[𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 @Baaaaaarista]

{☕️👹}

Thank god for beds and weed 🙃

[Ꮇꮻꮇꮻ Ꮇꮻꮯꮋꮖꮇꮖꭹꭺ 🌸 @mxmamochi]

.•° ✿ °•. https://t.co/fL1hVrqph9 — this shit sucks so much, but at least my bed is comfy 😭

[𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 @Baaaaaarista]

{☕️👹}

Me dying of covid and you getting assaulted by a cold

[Ꮇꮻꮇꮻ Ꮇꮻꮯꮋꮖꮇꮖꭹꭺ 🌸 @mxmamochi]

.•° ✿ °•. https://t.co/fL1hVrqph9 — turns out it's a cold

[𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 @Baaaaaarista]

@redheadowner He’s letting out the LOUDEST bleat he could in response.

“ I’m a gift, not a sex-doll! Least you could do is ask before you grope, Jack. “

[𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 @Baaaaaarista]

🐑☕️

Someone was crying about how Santa didn’t deliver them a “ Slim Thicc Baddie “ under their tree…

Unfortunately for them, this year, Zell only TWO of those things. BAD and THICC.

Regardless, however, he’s still under their tree~.

[𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 @Baaaaaarista]

@redheadowner 🐑☕️

Zell’s not even questioning anything worth mentioning at this point.

“ So… this is what you’re into? “

[𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 @Baaaaaarista]

@redheadowner {☕️👹}

Ohohoho, I made it forever ago.

I think you have it???

😭

[𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 @Baaaaaarista]

{👹☕️}

Btw not only am I sick so I’m gonna be a lil more irritable and likely to drop something if I get frustrated, but I also don’t like twitter at all 😭😭

Not even NSFWRP twitter, just the app in general. It got so much worse lmao.

Idk, but yall seem cool on this side.

[𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 @Baaaaaarista]

@redheadowner {☕️👹}

SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 @Baaaaaarista]

@redheadowner 🐑☕️

“ Fair. “

Zell’s crossing his arms as well, trying to retaliate, huffing even louder too!

“ You let me keep my shoes on and we’ll call it even. “

Even after insulting the guy, he still loves Jack

[𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 @Baaaaaarista]

@redheadowner {☕️👹}

COMEHERENIGGAIGOTTAKISSYOU

[𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 @Baaaaaarista]

{☕️👹}

Soma here.

I know I never show up, but I’ve been kinda making my presence a lil well known every couple months.

I am genuinely happy to know you all and feel bad for leaving, so like… enjoy me and Zell until New Year’s Eve💜.

( I still am semi-retiring )

[𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 @Baaaaaarista]

@redheadowner 🐑☕️

Zell’s socks and shoes are NOT coming off during sex ANYMORE.

AND HES NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE MEAN!

“ Jack, please say you’re better than this… “

[𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 @Baaaaaarista]

🐑☕️

…

Uh.

Ew?

[𝙟𝙖𝙘𝙠!! @redheadussy]

Mmmm feet....

[𝙟𝙖𝙙𝙚! @guardinGnostic]

𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗶 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗸!!!

[𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙖 @Baaaaaarista]

🐑☕️

He’s been gone, and there’s no excuse for his absence…

As an apology, he’ll be inviting a few people over throughout the day!

He’s missed a LOT of his friends.~