Bad Deer Hunter

Perfect account to describe how bad of a deer hunter you are! #America

[Bad Deer Hunter @BaaDeerHunter]

Uses "sick day" to sleep in #BadDeerHunter

[Bad Deer Hunter @BaaDeerHunter]

“@BenCleveland74: Duck hunting>>>deer hunting. Now I realize why deer season is irrelevant when duck season comes around” ^^ #BadDeerHunter

[Bad Deer Hunter @BaaDeerHunter]

“@therealsixsix: Of course I see 35 turkeys while I'm deer hunting.” #BadDeerHunter

[Bad Deer Hunter @BaaDeerHunter]

Buys every type of cover scent from Wal-mart

#BadDeerHunter

[Bad Deer Hunter @BaaDeerHunter]

Girlfriend shoots a bigger buck

#BadDeerHunter

[Bad Deer Hunter @BaaDeerHunter]

Has a playlist for hunting

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[Bad Deer Hunter @BaaDeerHunter]

"Let's go out hunting."

"Dude the game is on!!"

#BadDeerHunter

[Bad Deer Hunter @BaaDeerHunter]

Too hungover to go out in the morning

#BadDeerHunter

[Bad Deer Hunter @BaaDeerHunter]

Wears face paint during gun season

[Dirk Levitt @levitt9]

Aren't deer supposed to be part of "deer" hunting?

[Bad Deer Hunter @BaaDeerHunter]

Takes a .22 with to shoot squirrels in the mean time

#BadDeerHunter

[Bad Deer Hunter @BaaDeerHunter]

"Yeah I saw 3 nice eights!"

"Why didn't you shoot?!"

"Couldn't get them in range!"

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[Bad Deer Hunter @BaaDeerHunter]

*enters yearly big buck competition*

Only goes out once before giving up

[Bad Deer Hunter @BaaDeerHunter]

Claiming you had the lethal shot on the buck the neighbors just shot

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[Bad Deer Hunter @BaaDeerHunter]

"Why didn't you shoot the ones I kicked over to you?"

"Sorry dude I fell asleep."

#BadDeerHunter

[Bad Deer Hunter @BaaDeerHunter]

*misses 4 times*

"Did you get it?!"

"No, they were running"
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[Bad Deer Hunter @BaaDeerHunter]

Below 20 degrees= too cold

[Bad Deer Hunter @BaaDeerHunter]

Shoots during prime time just to "stay warm"

[Bad Deer Hunter @BaaDeerHunter]

*misses 4 times*

"Damn my gun ain't sighted in"