Theadams

[Theadams @Baba_Adaam]

@Yantumakii GSW a Katsina state kuma ba abun wahala bane

[Theadams @Baba_Adaam]

@KaitafiS Naga Alhamdulillah flying around, I thought he was given the ticket

[Theadams @Baba_Adaam]

@abdulljalo Na'am pharm?🤣

[Theadams @Baba_Adaam]

@Chubado_a Amin ya Allah
Shehi gaba daya ƙasa anrasa alqiblar ta, kullum jiya yafi yau

[Theadams @Baba_Adaam]

@_FreshAA Ta sauka ne?

[🛸 @mvcciido_szn]

June Dump?

[Theadams @Baba_Adaam]

@_FreshAA Tausayi yayi kaɗan

[Theadams @Baba_Adaam]

@abdulljalo ya zama ɗan Legas

[Rowland 🩺 @RowlandAkpan]

What happened to the smartest student in your secondary school?

[Baitul-Hikmah Bookstore @BaitulHikmah_NG]

قيل لرجل: قل أستغفر الله
فقال: على أي ذنب؟
قيل: على قولك هذا!

A man was told:
'Say: Astaghfirullāh (I seek Allah's forgiveness).'

He replied:
'For what sin?'
It was said to him:
'For asking that question.'

[Engr. Abdullahi Adamu Musa @Abul_Hasanaini]

Shin da gaske ne
Idan aka dade ba'a sadu
da mace ba aure ya
mutu ?

[Abduljalal Musa Aliyu @AbduljalaalMusa]

@Wizarab10 Just buy shoes from me and I am good.

Delivery is nationwide.

God bless y’all as you patronize me.

https://t.co/NmFghPmc1A

[Sadiq G sadiq @sadiqGsadiq]

There’s this old man that’s an imam, he’s a petty trader with a very small capital. Two days ago, some boys broke into his shop and stole everything, leaving him completely devastated.

Yesterday, from our donation balance, we provided him with fresh capital to restart his business.

Thank you all for your retweets and generous donations. May Allah be pleased with you.

[Theadams @Baba_Adaam]

Talking with guy last night and he could not understand what I mean by Bandits. He understands arm robbers, terrorist organisation even, drug traffickers and all that, but Bandits! He said bro your country is wild, gov't didn't finish them?
I take 30 minutes to reflect 😭

[Theadams @Baba_Adaam]

Man is out to get us by all means 😭

[Ahmad Nguru. @AhmadUsman__]

I'm telling you guys, three of the people I usually buy danwake from are now out of business. How can a nation prosper like that?

[Theadams @Baba_Adaam]

Ban Hilux too?

[Chief 🇵🇸 智人 @NWali_X]

No bike with speed exceeding 70kmh should be allowed into Nigerian territory

[Theadams @Baba_Adaam]

-Dem marked script, asked me check and signed with date if satisfied. Nearly cry.
-It was raining little, had a class at the time. Managed to make it to the class, professor tell me to just drop her a massage ahead of class if by any chance I won't make it.

[Pablo Alakobar @the_popemichael]

Oh. I had just 5 minutes to get to his office as I had an impromptu test that dragged. So I ran to his office to meet up with time. Got there panting. He offered me a seat, a sandwich and a cold drink. Then said "next time, just send an email, I'd understand".

I wanted to cry because that's some form of trauma that I shouldn't have picked up if I came from a sane place.

[Theadams @Baba_Adaam]

DPO kenan, duk mulkin nan a duniya za'a barta. Shekarar da ta gabata an ruwaito cewa mutum sama da dubu goma sha biyu aka kashe, amma Tsohon ɗan sanda yace lamari yayi sauki

[.mad-eyeMudiSIPIKIN @padawanS1P1K1N]

@AYNgidda @Argumento__ "Potent lubricant to northern systematic failure" I'm in love with this phrase. Side note, you can draw a straight line from Masarauta feudalism to the current day nepotism, same team, different players, same playbook

[Theadams @Baba_Adaam]

I dey people, banda turanci bai da komai.

[uncle matches @__Matches]

have you noticed that he likes talking down on the north whenever he gets the opportunity?

[Theadams @Baba_Adaam]

@UsmanZannaah Malamai da sukayi karatu a ƙasashen Larabawa kullum suna fada, ibada da ake saka ƙarfi da jiki yana wahala gare su