Brad Lewis

I'm a dentist and advanced amateur photographer

[Brad Lewis @Babalewy]

Did you hear about the Ninja porn star.
You never hear him cumming.

[Brad Lewis @Babalewy]

Do you know why you can’t see a Trans person becoming a parent?
Because if that happens, they would be Transparent.

[Brad Lewis @Babalewy]

I just took a CPR course. The cardiac compression speed is compared to the song tempo of “Staying Alive”. But since that is such an old song and the fear that there may be an increasing number people not familiar with it, they decided to change the song to “WAP”. #satire

[Brad Lewis @Babalewy]

I was asked; “How many bones are in the human body?”
I said; “All of them” #bones

[Brad Lewis @Babalewy]

#NaziSalute

[Brad Lewis @Babalewy]

“The Daily Show” has the acronym TDS, which is redundant based on their content.

[Brad Lewis @Babalewy]

Can the Secret Service be civilly sued by the victims of the Trump assassination attempt due to its negligence? #TrumpAssassinationAttempt

[Brad Lewis @Babalewy]

I saw a man with an axe sleeping in the woods. I guess he was a Slumber Jack

[Brad Lewis @Babalewy]

I’m ready to see today’s eclipse

[Brad Lewis @Babalewy]

This explains it

https://t.co/AcKdMurlQ0

[Brad Lewis @Babalewy]

I recently wore my MIT shirt to a meeting. One of the attendees, sitting at my table, asked me if I went to MIT.
I said; “No. I got it from some dead guy at his estate sale. Granted, he was alive at the time but I really wanted the shirt.”

[Brad Lewis @Babalewy]

If the Biden Administration mandates mask wearing in all public places, do store employees have to mandate shoplifters to also wear masks, or otherwise, deny them access into the store?
(Shoplifting is now legal but not wearing a mask will be illegal?)

[Brad Lewis @Babalewy]

Just had lunch at a new sushi place,
The name on the sign;
“Kamakazi Sushi
sushi to die for “

[Brad Lewis @Babalewy]

When I recently got my hair cut, the stylist commented on how fast my hair grew. I told her that I was using a fertilizing shampoo, called “Manure”

[Ron DeSantis @GovRonDeSantis]

This is why we passed the strongest anti-riot law in the country.

Florida doesn’t tolerate lawlessness.

[Brad Lewis @Babalewy]

I was speaking to someone who mentioned that they took a particular science class then said; “ It opened a lot of doors for me. “
I said that I took a locking picking class which also opened a lot of doors for me.

[Brad Lewis @Babalewy]

Every year on my daughter’s birthday I send her a birthday card with a check inside as a birthday present 🎁.
10 days later, is Father’s Day, and my daughter asks me what I would like for Father’s Day. I tell her to send the check back. 😏

[Brad Lewis @Babalewy]

I walked down a street which had a Pride parade and street fair. I passed a couple who had a dog dressed in a harness that had the Pride Rainbow colors on it. Would that be considered evidence of “Dog Grooming“? 🤔

[Brad Lewis @Babalewy]

Naming Adam
.
God asked him what he would like to be called.
Adam said; “I don’t give a damn”
God said; “So be it. Your name is Adam”