Marble Rye, the baker guy.

Vice Hokage, Barney Rubble, the True Sorting Hat, openly-Black. I once hit a guy’s head w/a football from 40 yards. Took me 17 years to find him & apologize.

[Marble Rye, the baker guy. @BabaNaps]

Major news isn't talking about the Epstein files anymore.

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Me: the brand requires your new password to be 24 characters

Her: That's more letters than in the alphabet!

Me: ...

Me: What high school you graduate from?

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I just want to be rich enough to read all day, be unbothered, and play with my kids.

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@estice You get a date?

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"I still love ya shawty, even when ya hate me shawty."

-Me to America

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I've read an average of 8 books a month since finishing my MBA because there were so many things worth reading that those damned numbers took me away from and the greatest thing I learned from my program is my tribe is the librarians and weirdos.

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@Stackzzzzzz @quebecween This feels anti-Black, but then... so does Batman.

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@Mlle_Milla It's also a terrible idea 😂

[Marble Rye, the baker guy. @BabaNaps]

We found this old machine that sits in the corner of a store. My son loves it because you can see candy inside.

And if you put a quarter, that's a small silver colored coin, in the little crank slot and twist it, some candy falls down I to the trap door.

He thinks it's magic.

[Marble Rye, the baker guy. @BabaNaps]

GloRilla!

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Every time my son discovers a new thing he wants to learn about I get annoyed that it's so friggin difficult to find POC that do it on YouTube. Today it was candy making.

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Greatest moment in anime= Almighty Push.

[𒌐Zentrix 💨 @zentrix_o]

Kishimoto gave us the Greatest Antagonists in Anime. All hits no misses

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

This is Gospel music’s “Thriller” album. Nothing was the same after this. And almost every track was a classic. The skits were phenomenal. I still argue that the Nu Nation Project is one of the most influential albums in American music history.

[Marble Rye, the baker guy. @BabaNaps]

My company sent a memo: those that didn't work Monday (no power) don't get paid unless they use PTO. I shared it with my new staff.

They were upset I didn't fight it, but soon realized it only really impacts me. I don't have PTO.

Because I shared it with my new staff.

[Marble Rye, the baker guy. @BabaNaps]

Best part of my day today was the 10mins I had to argue with a four year old over why this man was a better power ranger than this woman, and he would not be convinced.

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@SisJayCee This narrative is very beside the point, and for that I apologize, but I thought it belonged here. Like my mother in law, this story, her desire, they're both important. They're both love.

[Marble Rye, the baker guy. @BabaNaps]

@SisJayCee And she did. He's 4. He wouldn't sit still. He has a balloon. He has a small attention span. He has every reason to want to leave that little chair. She got tired, but she smiled and laughed and braided his hair.

I don't think she'll do it again. I could be wrong.

[Marble Rye, the baker guy. @BabaNaps]

@simonefiii I feel you.

And yet...

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@doubleed_ @Mlle_Milla If you dislike my Mama you're really a terrible human being who should know my Daddy don't play about that woman.